G-spotter

If you've only ever had sex with your father, you might find a goat to be quality too.

DMM has a full recall on the 4s and 5s now. http://www.dmmclimbing.com/dragonrecall45.asp?l=en

I've taken over 200 shits in the last 200 days. both accomplishments are of equal merit.

Isn't it odd that birth control in the Bible Belt = sodomy?

I'm doing a slideshow on Thursday at the Pacific Cinematheque in Vancouver as part of the Vancouver International Mountain Film Fest. The show topic is mountaineering in SW BC. There are also three mountaineering films. Admission is $20 at the door or $18 online in advance. Full details here: http://www.vimff.org/msg.asp?portalid=4&pageid=62&news=19&caid={07FCEAD6-1DCC-4D24-8BFF-22C1C073E1E6}

I found a pair of "Alpine Joe, by Cadence" wool knickers in Value Village for $10. Cheep and stylin' too. Only problem is that the crotch is a bit tight by modern standards, resulting in a slightly higher pitch to the summit yodel.

Why does it matter what side of the Mountains someone is from? Because someone from a place with good rock will notice what crap Vantage is.

It turns out someone has already had this idea: http://www.timun.net/blog/post.php?i=93

Why not a carbon-in-the-ground standard? The more carbon you can pull out of the atmosphere and put in the ground in longterm storage, the richer you will be.

Yeah and if you don't like the width of a crack at Vantage, just grab your jack and make it wider

Because Vantage is such a shit pile that most people would rather climb elsewhere and when they do end up getting forced to climb at Vantage, they are reminded of how much they would rather be somewhere else, climbing something of quality and enjoying it.

It's OK, we are selling our resources to China to cover it.

You could pay off your national debt with 15 of these. Hurry up, print faster, get that dollar sweet n' low.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Currency_war

from ukclimbing

Synthetic jackets work better than down as over-everything style if you are hoping to dry out the stuff underneath. Down will keep you warm for a while but if what's closer to your core is wet you can get the down wet from moisture moving out from the wet clothes under the down. On the other hand, primaloft etc. stays warm when wet. So depending on what conditions you plan to use it for, you might want to size a down jacket a bit tighter than a syntho jacket. At the two extremes - I have a generously sized synthetic jacket I can throw on over top of everything else I'm wearing even if I'm soaked, and a pretty trim-fitting down sweater that I usually wear just over a baselayer and can fit a shell over top of...

http://www.jhnewsandguide.com/article.php?art_id=6974 Fleck is 78

Is there a list of exact terms that will result in bannination, kinda like the words George Carlin couldn't say on television? smegma slurper? cock jockey? synecdouche? felchburger? looooser? antichrist? pissgargler? polack? infantilist? numbnutz? gasbag? choad choker? urethra franklin? nig-nog? twaterboy?

synchro was reported as falling apart on the 4th and honeyman is probably a pile of chunks by now. night n' gale has a long season and is probably still in & worth checking out. take hip waders or garbage bags to get across the river

To places untravelled they have travelled so that others could come that way and marvel at their music written boldly on the faces of those disappointed peaks Paul Lawson

a push from the left and a shove from the right it's all planned out we'll do it tonight

Good to see someone made good use of the weather window. The Ben Nevis of the South Island, eh?