G-spotter

I'd rather not hear about you reading about showing off your manboobs Gary, even if they are protolytic.

hmm, the waddington range has 400 routes on 200 peaks.... seems to me like there is a hell of a lot left to do , just in that one tiny little corner of the coast mountains. sssshhh don't tell anyone.

fixed ropes are aid

Did you just watch Beowulf or somethin

so I have ADHD hater!

Today I am reading about the "modified sediment Trask coefficient".

The Famous Snaffle

how do you know it's not psychedelic or poisonous? have you snorted some?

that's a furry box lunch right there.

so why does Cosmo have so many sex tips anyways? "57 ways to please your man in bed" WTF anyways. they could summarize it as "fuck him" and use the extra paper they save from not printing the other 56 to run another tampon ad?

the future of extreme skiing is all rappelling and no skiing, just like mixed routes are mostly rock with little ice now. said it before but worth repeating.

stalking is the sincerest form of flattery and the windows get cleaned too

They make the dentist's office that much more entertaining. I've already read the National Geographics.

i hope you cleaned off your keyboard after your hot cyberdate

stalking

At least Cosmo has sex tips for women.

You were spraying online all night? Did you script a bot to do that for you?

Really, is that what it is? I thought it was Dave Graham cranking out his new 15a

I'm not horribly bad at litotes.

still climbin you aren't the first to notice this by a longshot http://home.primus.ca/~dooley/climbing/stories/squishgrade.html

in a one line snail trail on a silken sheet

i'm surprised you read something that didn't have pictures!

If you're gonna translate poetry, you should be able to write poetry in your native language. Post up some original compositions so we can see if you're qualified.