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that is the best thing i have seen all week.

So how come you can eat cow parsnip then, eh?

Do they make a version about Subarus?

Do you think that's why the thread is called "solo belay devices for toproping"? I wonder if...

WhatEVER! Who is this Kev you bone, Kevbone? Did you start that at a spooning bivy on Brokeback Mountain's south face route?

I remember breaking a retired VOC climbing wall rope in a tug of war. I agree with Archenemy that Beals suck.

The best way to start leading alpine rock is the one having the most fun

isn't it good that you did it under cover of darkness, cause if you did it in the daylight you'd get blistered

You are confusing the invasive Giant Hogweed with the cow parsnip. Cow parsnip http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_parsnip Giant Hogweed http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_053006ENBhogweed.3a62b90d.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_hogweed

I don't think there can be that many hot Latinas named Enid, especially ones with juicy parts.

Don't you mean Gladius?

I bet they put those danishes back on the rack afterwards too

does this quote explain the sudden celebrity baby fad?

Skim soy? Would you like some mayonnaise with that?

You'd better have a sunny day and a clear night before an ascent. That will be a lot more useful than either skis OR snowshoes.

Did you know that the best thing to do with both hot coffee and cold beer is drink it! Then you don't have to fuck around prewarming your cooler or whatever

One bag is exactly how many? And what is the volume of the bag?

MisterE, you are a living definition of a roosterless henhouse: all chicken, no cock.

played out.... weak sauce... jumped shark... before you know it you will be pm'ing olyclimber to join you in the chatroom.

All about muffchest and stuff SFW

40!? You mean it's 1946 right now? Party! Who's gonna bait some Reds?

It doesn't say anything about drunken marmots stealing electric wheelchairs from the seniors trailer park and going joyriding

People spend all this money developing robot arms, but they cut semi-functional live arms, extra fingers, etc off without even asking the people they remove them from.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! That has to be the most gross thing I have ever seen on the web! ...and next time, put the NSFW warning a little closer to the link in question... Tubgirl claims another victim!!!

Yeah apparently the outside arm doesn't move so well so they are going to cut it off