G-spotter

Get a Technics deck and learn to DJ

The best ice climber is the one not skiing the fucking lifts.

The advantage of ice climbing in the early season is that if you can't find enough ice you can always drytool the hell out of some scrappy choss and have an enjoyable day of mixed climbing Anyways the point is is that we can always find ice but hopefully without driving all the way to Oregon Jack, let alone Montana. In the meantime, have fun on the lifts with a million other punters.

5 pages and no one mentioned Sonny Sharrock?

and some sweat when the heat is on. to the Oldies :simmons:

Andy Hawkins

"Death Cube K"

Like I'm gonna drive 800kms when theres going to be climbable ice here by the weekend

There's gonna be climbable ice in the canyon by Sunday. That's 4 sure. You heard it here first.

I got paid to make that report last year.

eat an expedition duffle of dicks fuckstain I can tell you got a dose of toxoplasmosis when you catturdate.

You are gonna be trailbreaking up to your neck Meanwhile Hope's gonna get a dose of the freezies.

Snakefinger

Remember back in the day when everybody had da pig?

bump fucking bump

I heard someone recently say "Kid Koala has lost it on his new album... he's technically superhuman but when you listen to it it's got no soul... he's turning into the Joe Satriani of the turntables"

Right next to the existing ones?

you are a month late, silly American

Naseem's taped with that goretex. I heard someone invented a goretex hot tub. steam comes out the sides!

they'll be driving over to bc to warm up

Hope Monday frecast h: -3 l: -7

I read in the news today that Bush wants to bomb Iran before he leaves office.

"Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for?" Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low Or do I look like a mindreader sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? "Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four; license and registration and step out of the car - are you carryin a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are" I ain't steppin out of shit, all my papers legit "Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack! You should try out for lawyer or somethin, somebody important or somethin" Child I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes" I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one

pink, pink, pink, pink