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  1. If you are having trouble finding carpentry work in Flagstaff, maybe you could take up chakra aligning in Sedona?
  2. Just when you thought you were safe when not in the alpine, that at home and in the city, you might be able to avoid getting snaffled... Some genius invented the snafflecopter! Now those damn s will be able to fly anywhere. Even up to your hanging food cache And if you live in a high apartment don't be surprised to come home and find some marmots on the balcony :pagetop:
  3. They will dry up soon enough with global warming. Pretty soon Snoqualmie Falls will look more like the Vegas Hose Monster.
  4. I get peeved by cashiers that put the bills in your hand first and then drop a little pile of change on top of that like nuts on a sundae.
  5. G-spotter

    sentences

    Ich lieben ein long Deutsch word
  6. G-spotter

    sentences

    Your contribution is floccinaucinihilipilificatious.
  7. G-spotter

    sentences

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
  8. So many summer waterfalls are too high-volume to freeze.
  9. Little do they know it was all North Korean-printed counterfeit $100s.
  10. G-spotter

    Who said:

    "Here's one for nostalgia fans! Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown! I'll never forget an interview I did with him years ago, when Buffalo revealed he liked to call his hockey stick "The Big Tomahawk". He usually refers to opposing players as "The Little Scalps". I thought he'd been suspended for ever."
  11. OMG! Ban dihydrogen monoxide! Speaking of Christianity - don't forget baby Jesus turned water into wine
  12. G-spotter

    Who said:

    "It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy? "
  13. Define 'excessive'... I like how he singles out hallucinogenic drugs and not things like alcohol, which is, of course, 'socially acceptable'..... And, of course, alcohol never makes you think or believe things that aren't true or real.... it takes less acid to fuck you up over a shorter period of time - and cause permanent damage. too much alcohol over a long time can fuck you up permanently as well, of course. nice try at obfuscation, however. Why don't you tell us how many people die every year from alcohol poisoning vs. from LSD overdoses, then?
  14. G-spotter

    Abortions

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayglo_Abortions
  15. G-spotter

    Abortions

    Dayglo's
  16. You will never know what you missed
  17. It's easier to open a beer with the heart shape. Hole in general lightens the axe
  18. G-spotter

    Climbin

    There was an article in Climbing Mag a couple years ago on climbing as PT. The need for full body coordination supposedly made it especially good as therapy. You could probably find a copy of that article if you need extra ammo to convice the therapist.
  19. G-spotter

    Men - Women

    Sorry honey. I was too busy looking at your tits to hear what you said.
  20. Happy
  21. here is an amazing message for you
  22. D Fl A, maybe if you didn't swallow, you wouldn't be coughing up jism? Just a thought.
  23. olymonsclimber?
  24. you must have bird flu, cause you just coughed up a chicken mcnugget
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