G-spotter

I heard that Stim Bullitt wears Hand Jammies

is there bad alcohol?? Methanol.

strong correlation between cigars and toupees.

I do NOT like the smell of my polypro after I wear it under non-breathable raingear for 5 days of work. Peee Ewwww!

Cohiba or Bohica?

Velvets

I have never agreed with you more!!!! Hey seahawks…..do you climb? Who cares what you think K-fed??? I climbed your mamma this morning Your mama has grown by a lot more than 50% More like 50kg.

things a little slow for you these days Dru? Some of our n00b sprayers like k-fed need to be edumacated in the history thing.

The smell of bumping up a 4-year-old thread.

That's what they all say afterwards.

Is Pumpline at Careno? That's a fun route. Except for the frickin' roof!

You should be soloing M5 to be hardman.

That's because there are more meth addicts in the Northwest. There is more drug abuse here than in any place in the country. Dude. Have you ever been to smalltown Nevada?

OOOooh, when your pro is so skanky that no one wants the booty, that's low, damned low. Maybe you should wash your nuts occasionally.

She was way hotter when she had a browsable gallery.

Dude, you can be a quad and still climb walls http://www.verticalchallenge.org/

Free triple shot = Oly in hospital!

When I read this joke I immediately thought of Mike Layton and Cutthroat Peak

In the human body, which organ is in charge? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss. The moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an Asshole.

12-Mar-07 TLC LAUNCHES FUNDRAISING CAMPAIGN TO PURCHASE A PERMANENT PARKING SOLUTION TLC LAUNCHES FUNDRAISING CAMPAIGN TO SAVE NATIONALLY-ACCLAIMED CLIMBING AREA PENTICTON, BC – TLCThe Land Conservancy announced today that it has negotiated temporary public access at the Skaha Bluffs, and is launching a fundraising campaign to purchase a nearby property with the intention of offering a permanent solution, protecting the Bluffs forever for everyone. “Hugh Dunlop has graciously agreed to provide short-term access across his property to the Bluffs for the 2007 climbing season,” says Bill Turner, TLC Executive Director. “Mr. Dunlop will open his facilities effective March 16th as he has done in previous years. This is a great day for the climbers and wildlife enthusiasts, but we still have a lot of work to do to address permanent access to this spectacular site.” TLC has secured an option to purchase 750 acres of private land beside the Bluffs (known as SubLot 18) by the end of April 2007. Thanks to TLC’s partners and a generous donation by the current property owner, a significant amount of monies are secured, but to complete the deal TLC needs to raise $1 million from concerned citizens, community organizations, private donors, and corporations. Once protected, TLC with their partners will be able to grant permanent access to the Bluffs for climbers, tourists and families in 2008. Every year thousands of people from across Canada and the United States travel to the Bluffs in Penticton to climb the gneiss rock faces, hike the desert-like grasslands, and admire the wildlife and picturesque scenery. Located in the South Okanagan-Lower Similkameen area – one of Canada’s four most endangered ecosystems – the Bluffs are believed to be among the oldest rocks in BC. Over the centuries, the Bluffs have been weathered and ground-down, re-compressed and covered with solid ridges and deep ravines making them excellent conditions for rock climbing. These same nooks and crannies mixed with the dry climate have also made the Bluffs ideal habitat for species at risk such as the California Bighorn Sheep, Pallid Bat, and Desert Night Snake. The Bluffs and the surrounding grassland, forest and wetland are vital to wildlife diversity as a source of water, food, shelter, nesting habitat and as movement corridors. “The Bluffs are a unique recreational landmark in the Okanagan as well as in Canada. The surrounding region is vital habitat for species at risk. It only made sense for us to get involved because both these issues are closely connected to our mandate,” says Anne Armstrong, TLCRegional Manager in Penticton. “We are calling on everyone who has visited the Bluffs to contribute to saving this valuable site. We are also calling on everyone who has been moved by the beauty of natural areas in BC to donate now.” TLCneeds the support of local residents, private donors, and corporations to make this dream a reality. All donations are tax deductible. Donations for the Skaha Bluffs can be made at 1-877-485-2422 or online at www.conservancy.bc.ca. For further information: Bill Turner, TLC Executive Director: cell (250) 213-1090, bturner@conservancy.bc.ca Anne Armstrong, TLC Okanagan Regional Manager: office (250) 488-0724, aarmstrong@conservancy.bc.ca

for a teenage Goth, just maybe.

Riverdale High heartthrob

Yes, those cherry "chicken of the woods" are particularly delectable.

Every day I am praying to make olyclimber strongest cc.com administrator.

Spraying on cc.com from an internet cafe in A) El Paso B) Kathmandu C) Morongo Basin