G-spotter

somebody got a truck through on ClubTread last week

The hidden war for oil destabilizes East Africa

Send in the chicken police!

Cat killing

isn't he a goldbug?

Liar.

Here's Wikipedia on Tantric sex: When enacted as enjoined by the tantras the ritual culminates in a sublime experience of infinite awareness, by both participants. The Tantric texts specify that sex has three distinct and separate purposes — procreation, pleasure and liberation. Those seeking liberation eschew frictional orgasm for a higher form of ecstasy, as the couple participating in the ritual, lock in a static embrace. Several sexual rituals are recommended and practised. These involve elaborate and meticulous preparatory and purificatory rites. The act balances energies coursing within the pranic ida and pingala channels in the subtle bodies of both participants. The sushumna nadi is awakened and kundalini rises upwards within it. This eventually culminates in samadhi wherein the respective individualities of each of the participants are completely dissolved in the unity of cosmic consciousness. Tantrics understand the act on multiple levels. The male and female participants are conjoined physically and represent Shiva and Shakti, the male and female principles. Beyond the physical, a subtle fusion of Shiva and Shakti energies takes place resulting in a united energy field. On an individual level, each participant experiences a fusion of their own Shiva and Shakti energies.[7][13] In Vajrayana Buddhism the related set of practices are known as Karmamudra, the 'Action Seal', and is only sometimes included in the Six yogas of Naropa. Due to monastic vows it is generally only visualized. The maithuna is called yab-yum in Tibetan. Sushumna, is perceived as blue and called Avadhuti in Sanskrit. It is said to carry the wisdom prana (Yeshe or Rigpa in Tibetan). The karmic channels, ida and pingala, are respectively the white right channel, Rasana, and the red left, Lalana. Some sources affirm that they are the converse for women, some non-heterosexual and gender-fluid individuals.[14]

all that junk up in da trunk?

do you use your left hand or your right hand when you're doing that

I heard that he chipped it custom for himself and still couldn't do it

are you sure you mean Taoist and not Tantric?

Better to teach safe belaying than to have autobelays. Autobelay device failed and killed a client in a UK gym last year.

"Sensory Exotica: A World Beyond Human Experience" by Howard C. Hughes (not the famous guy) lists 9 senses that humans do not have. Polarized vision, UV and IR spectrums, electroreception, sonar & echolocation (bats and dolphins/whales), ultrasonic hearing, magnetosense, and pheremone smelling

You can drive in via West Harrison to Mystery Creek with a 4wd

First redpoint or FFA gets to (re)name route. Long standing precedent. Example: Astroman

I've always wanted to have extra senses. Sonar or echolocation would be teh coolest. No more headlamps!

Comon dude you asked a dumb question, what do you expect. If one of YOUR friends gave crystal meth to his own kid would you let him off cause he's a friend? Probably not. Probably if a friend did that they wouldn't be your friend aymore, right? But really it's a bullshit hypothetcal qustin designd to imply that you friends are meth heads, right? Same with you and your "If one of your friends was a total wanker and asked to to stay off a proj for two years would you do it" question. My friends aren't wankers so the question is unaskable.

Like I said. My friends are not ego-driven possessive assholes. They would not try and keep a project they could not send private. The type of red-tagging you describe is only found at small, low-quality American crags, and is a local disease of those crags.

So easy to say that when you are in another country. If it was your good friend who is the injured and he asked to make the FFA no matter how long it took? Would you tell him to f....off? Or would you respect? My friends would, and have, offered up their projects if unable to complete themselves within a reasonable time. And I have done the same. Sounds like you guys just have big fish in a small pond syndrome.

Take a look at Smith Rocks guide and you'll see plenty of routes bolted by Watts and sent by Tribout with or without Watts permission. Some when Watts was injured. Some that Watts has never been able to redpoint.

with giant snaffles

Injured, so what? He should be happy to let others climb his route. Establishing a new line is a public service, not some ego thing. When he heals up and eventually climbs it the moves are going to be the same no matter how many ascents it has had by then.