G-spotter

Rexford trail =33% grade Slesse descent trail = 50% grade Pretty much perfect.

You can pop many locks with application of a simple crowbar and/or Z-angle pin stack. Makes getting locked in or out a non-issue unless you get caught in the act.

The gritstone photos are 99.9% of the time posed after the FA with the climber back on the route with either hidden pro at the waist or a toprope hidden around the arete out of sight.

Baseball = fat roid monkeys in tights.

Um, lets say Catbirdseat announced he was gonna try to onsight the Bachar-Yerian. Would you say "you go girl, I trust you have enough experience to know your own abilities, send" Or "Dude you are gonna make a big ugly splatter at the base"?

Chuck Norris doesn't trundle. Rocks just leap off cliffs out of fear as he approaches them.

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DEATH FROM ABOVE!!! skull skull skull

ass kicking alpine girlz are aid

As well as shruds, there are some ferocious burkshards on that route. Be very cautious.

Life's a pitch and then you belay.

FWIW the "bush hell" mentioned, descending below the Memorial to the basin, is all of like 5 minutes and 100m horizontal distance long until you break out on the talus

a pitch is what the guy on the mound throws

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it's "My Best Vacation is Your Worst Nightmare" you used to be able to get bumper stickers with it

Jmace has done it. There's even a TR somewhere on here. Nice photos. Look out for the gap just south of Edge when doing the traverse.

How do ya make a handkerchief dance? Put a little boogie in it

Keeping Paris Hilton's face immobile.

It makes their doctors rich.

Um... in another post you just said you went up the road. We should be asking you, not you us.

I'm surprised they haven't started rebuilding yet. They should start any time now.

CBS I think you meant to say conservatism is a function of the posterior sphincter. A psychological equivalent of constipation.

Torture and medical care are often quite similar. Especially when they give you cancer but don't let you smoke medical marijuana to self-medicate.

eating brownies

Scooter, free as a