G-spotter

Age is mostly mental. CBS, you were middle-aged when you were 12, weren't you?

not just any stick sickie Nope, it has to be a middle-aged stick. And it's probably not consensual for the stick. Which leads to more middle-aged depression.

My will satisfy your ultimate desire, as long as it involves red nutz

If Texas Two Step is at 1.2 km, what's the two pitches of ice just before the second bridge at 2km? Having climbed a lot in Texas Creek (4 times now), and never having seen any ice at km 1.2 before, although I know there's a dry gully there, and having climbed the aforementioned two pitch 80m WI3 at the second bridge twice now, it sounds a hell of a lot to me as if you mistook a new & rarely formed route for Texas TwoStep. Let's see the pics!

I have one of those. It's called a plant. http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v446/n7137/abs/nature05678.html

Freshish

MEC still has lots

Where did u hear this?

You already have trouble clipping your boyfriends nipple ring let along the chains. The only point is the one on your head.

If I bought a Bentley I might not be able to drive to the trailhead. How about a Pinzgauer or a G-Wagen?

I might have to get one just to piss off all the people that are complaining about how expensive they are.

http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/764915#Post764915

Buy an iron-on nylon patch for $2 at the local department store, cut to size to fit over hole, round edges and just iron it on. Works great.

Here's the view from Scurlock's passenger seat, with the route line marked.

140kmh in all-season radials

I have one. I didn't think it was much different from my new Helix.

Usually the easiest screw to place is your newest one due to dulling from use...

What route did you climb on the Lions - NE Buttress?

I've got blowing drifts

Check with Gary Wolkoff maybe, he's climbed a lot of ice around the Okanagan. Lyle Knight too.

There is a LOT of ice in in the canyon right now. It sounds like you went to Jackass.... which rarely forms. You guys could've been climbing Tailwind, or Kanaka Kolumn, or Sailo Bar Gully or whatever... hope the bouldering was fun!

Colin and Rolo = having the most fun

WHAT I DO UNNASTAN IZZAT YOU NEED TO EAT SUM BALLS ASS EYES!