G-spotter

Did I hear someone say "brownies"?

"Ring of Fire"

You might find it easy to get on top but you should worry about going down.

IF it's too hot when you eat it it will still be too hot when you shit it.

Well, sandworms dissolve in water, thus making them particularly challenging in the PNW

kevbone's screams of pain would be music to my ears

Or were you too busy gobbling your boyfriend's shellac down your throat?

what? what are you trying to say? I read in the AAJ about these big ice fifi hook things used by Russian, Polish, Ukranian climbers for ice and frozen turf. I wondered if you'd ever used them and if so how they compare to Spectres etc?

Hey Bob have you ever used the "Figure of 1" hooks?

If there's enough sugar in the vanilla pudding no one will taste the secret ingredient.

If you ride a sandworm you might find yourself taunting a tauntaun.

Yes it was. March 31/07.

Tauntauns are aid. I'm getting a sandworm.

Now I have three guys to buy beer for.

DUDE! OMG you were soooo stoned u forgot to put bROWNIES on the list!

Damn mikey, just post on your Twitter that your Hotmail is crashed and tell your contacts to call your iPhone instead. Then change your Facebook status to "Michael Layton is sensitive and tear-streaked" and you're good to go.

BTW Guy Edwards freed the bolt ladder at around 12- back in the mid-90s.

I caught one fall years ago at Moaning Tree Wall where my buddy suddenly dinnerplated both tools out. He fell about 20 feet with rope stretch, and about 50 feet of rope out, onto a 17cm screw with a screamer on it (one of the OnSight ones). Approximately 1/3 of the length of the Screamer stitching ripped. The screw was totally unaffected - no shattering of ice or bending of tube. From that I concluded that they work good.

By this logic, all climbs of the notorious 10d Squamish offwidth "Pumpline" are in bad style, because the FA was a Free Solo, and now nobody is "respecting the style of the FA". it's Pipeline. Pumpline is in Leavenworth. And it was the FFA that was the freesolo. The FA was on aid, with sawed off pipe chunks as bongs - hence the name.

Also I would note than in the first 8 pitches (until you get to the crux pitches and bolt ladder) there is a total of 1 bolt and 1 fixed bong.

Bring double ropes so that when rockfall chops one you can cut it up for slings and rappel off using the other one.

is it made out of rubber?

Higher prices encourage conservation.

1 word: seamless

not to mention no one is logging on the coast right now cause its the winter and plowing roads costs money