So back in the 80s, heavy metal was cool. All the cool kids in high school liked metal.
Nowadays it seems like the only kids that like metal are the nerds, that walk around in metal drag and long black trenchcoats and talk about how they're gonna blow up the school. All the cool kids like hip hop.
How did metal become nerdcentric? Is it cause it just got suckier and suckier or what? I can see a definite correlation between corpse paint, dead goats and not getting laid. I guess it's all been downhill since KISS.