G-spotter

There is a reason our national animal is the beaver.

With an 8.5 and an 8 it'd be better to climb half-rope style (alternating clips) than twin-rope style. Especially if crossing from pillar to pillar this will offer reduced rope drag and improved traverse protection vs. either single+haulline or twin ropes in one biner. Also best protection vs. cut ropes if the scary pillar does move.

Secret symbol indicating they swing both ways.

Dr. Aprile Pazzo? I believe he posts here from time to time.

You got putty nuts boy

Is that a Domo-Kun behind the ranger on the right?

Yo mama so dumb she tried to take your temperature with a ruler.

Can you make me shoes that focus the reverse Casimir effect? I have some files on a high shelf I need to get without a ladder. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/08/070806091137.htm

So, um, higher energy collisions occur all the time when cosmic rays hit the lunar surface. No permanent black holes up there, just helium-3. Go figure.

A couple of years ago Buckethead was wearing anonymously full Residents costume and playing guitar (covering all the Snakefinger guitar parts) as the 5th Resident on the Icky Flix tour. You could tell it was him though.

Just climb with double 8s. Then you don't need the 9.7, don't need to haul, and it's lighter.

You get that in any discipline of music though. Once the music becomes an exercise in technical difficulty it often verges on unlistenable wankery. Then you get the artists that play music that is just as difficult to play but that actually works - like Coltrane. Is either Steve Vai or Joe Satriani a Coltrane or Hendrix? No. Is Buckethead? Yes, I would say so.

scientists make human-cow hybrid embryos http://uk.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUKN0239951520080402

They should post a map showing distributions of banks that made a profit and banks that made a loss.

I just want to sell it on eBay

http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6851&srch

if you die from this, I dibs your gear.

Soloing is the masturbation of climbing - it's funner with a partner.

Do all Canadian males still live with their parents, eh? you do know that cc is 15 years old don't you?

Bouldering IS trad cause you don't clip bolts.

You're the untreated control group in the next Tuskegee Syphilis Study

That CPR is now done without mouth to mouth was news last year. Just take your refresher?

You've got the clap.

It's 5.8/9. Snake is harder.

Klootchman n'existe pas.