G-spotter

"they relied entirely on their own strength and dexterity to ascend by grasping cracks as thin as razor blades and as small as dimes." "They also took physical punishment when their grip would slip, pitching them into long, swinging falls that left them bouncing off the rock face. The tumbles, which they called "taking a whipper," ended in startling jolts from their safety ropes." FUCKING LIBERAL MEDIA!

I heard they scaled it by clutching nubs.

MOVE BY MOVE LIVETWEETING

Out of country climber was reportedly from Germany.

#RCMP St/Sgt Steve LeClair: 3 victims were roped together, fell ~ 2000 feet to their deaths near Pemberton. #cbc

Clench the nubs until great success.

There's usually pink flagging tape. You head up and left a bit through talus from across the road from the bridge, to gain the forest, then straight up through the forest

Somewhere out there is a Will Gadd blog rant on why synthetics are better than wool for active sports that more beginner people should read before they buy a bunch of wool base layers.

Pick a date. Closest wins.

Kates Needle?

Ratz?

SPOILER: IT WAS MADE OUT OF GALLIUM

I bet he'll keep it wrapped in some napkins like the golden piton Climbing mag gave him

That's how an empire works. You know, like if when Poles made FA, it would be First Russian Ascent and/or First German Ascent

In the Naked Gun, right at the start, Frank Drebin beats up Gorbachev. Russia didn't declare war on the US as a result. Sony should just put the Interview on YouTube and let the whole world watch it for free. That'd be a big Fuck You to Little Kim

Hordes of Colorado bro-brahs overwintering in Vinales, no doubt

Some of that shit is so old it's probably older than the gear Beckey used to nail your mom!

My experience is, don't ever put a bladder in the same compartment of your pack with screws or Abalakov hookers or Spectres.

it's hard for any terrestrial power to fight back against a space-based power; falling rock killed the dinosaurs, right? more like we still have no idea how to live sustainably down here let alone up there think about how fucked up Biosphere 2.0 would have been if it was in orbit

he had a car

I'll take Opportunity & Curiosity over Yutu any day.

Hey Marc post up the pics from Dione last week!

I hope we can finish ragging on Cosby in time to go see the new Polanski and Woody Allen movies. It's OK that those guys are pedo rapists because they are white. Right?