G-spotter

If you can't stand the heat get outta the kitchen!

WTF? I'm a romance novel cover model.

A man lives on the 12th floor of an apartment building. Every day he wakes up and checks the weather before he goes to work. He rides the elevator down to the lobby and off he goes. When he comes home in the evening, if it's a rainy day or if anyone else is in the elevator, he rides up to the 12th floor. But if it's a sunny day with no one else in the elevator, he rides up to the 7th floor and then walks up 5 flights of stairs to his apartment. Why?

Peter Pudge-it more like nowadays...

Penthouse is a good name for Pets

quitters are spitters btw

Good riddance, and don't let the door hit you in the ass

To say "Kevbone sux donkey ballz" would imply that Kevbone gets some action, which is obviously false.

Call the forest district and ask them http://www.for.gov.bc.ca/drm/

Kris Holm rode down Orizaba on his municycle...

How much would it cost to unban Capt. Caveman?

with a little bit more practice you'll get some knee callusses, they will be useful elsewhere too

I'm glad Aaron had a coauthor because he comes across in his posts as a little bit illiterate. The thread he started on Gripped about the "amazing potential" of the new roadcut below the Papoose was pretty funny though.

Take a number!

In fact, if it's this photo, then he's got a http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/deed.en_CA Creative Commons 2.0 license on it....

The Flickr copyright rules are spelled out pretty clearly on the site and in fact on each individual photo (users can choose whether to apply full copyright or Creative Commons to individual photos). Did you find the rules hard to understand?

but in the PM it said if I phoned her I'd have to pay her roaming fee!

C. Lindner, 4 yrs old, 5.10 crack climb, no helmet, highball/free solo OMG

The directions she sent me were in miles, but they didn't have units attached so I assumed they were in km.

or a white helmet, for that matter

and it accessorizes so well with a red helmet!

This gorilla's gonna shiv you

RACKING - UR DOIN IT WRONG