Figger_Eight

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. As the bartender pours it, the guy says, “I just heard the funniest Canada joke! You’ve gotta hear it.” The bartender leans over the bar and growls, “Buddy, I was born in Medicine Hat. You see the two big bouncers over there? They’re the McKenzie brothers, and they're from Vancouver. Do you still want to tell that Canada joke?” “Nah,” says the guy. “I don’t want to have to explain it three times.”

Boil in the bag rice. can of Spam and, oh yeah... horsecock and cheese.

Or you can skip the duct tape and cut small incisions in your eyelids.

I climb so I can participate in meaningful and intelligent dialogue with other climbers on the internet.

dork! dork! dork!

quote: what the hell's wrong with a car?Seattle has the second worst traffic in the nation, the nation has become dependent on Mid-East oil, air pollution, global warming and road rage. But that's just the hippie, left wing liberal in me talking. Okay...spray away.

the bouldering sucks at VW. Much better at Stone Gardens.

Unless you've had to work in downtown Seattle (or any other big city), you wouldn't understand. Bike commuting is easily the best way to get into town. The bus sucks, you get around ten times as fast on a bike, and parking is expensive if you drive in. You learn to ride in traffic to survive - and sometimes you take shortcuts. Bikers have the advantage of having both the same rights as a motor vehicle (space on the road), and also a pedestrian (right of way in crosswalks). As long as you ride predictably, you're okay.

mmmm... 75 cent burgers

Wow...I stand corrected. The RMI people gave me that info last year, even though I told them I was a private climber. Thanks for clearing that up Mike.

quote: there are no new parking regs at ParadiseIn the last couple of years they've implented a rule that doesn't allow your car to be parked overnight at Paradise unless you have reservations at a campground or one of their Inns.

Buying cool looking shit and spraying to chicks at bars.

I'm just sick of all the goddamned winky faces. Hey...when does the jello wrestling start?

Be careful E-Dog, you might be labeled a radical, PC loving, left-wing, out of touch with reality hippie with all that policing talk.

Hey Dennis: 1) shit in your helmet 2) put it on

My friend told me skiers were up on the arm last Saturday. He said he wished he had his, but like Cavey said...it's melting fast.

Red Man Soars. It sits right next to White Man Falls in the Ghost River Valley. Someday...

866 posts in around 100 days (from April 1st). Thats nearly 9 posts a day EVERY day.

I'm in...as long as there's jello wrestling.

Regardless of what your personal feelings are towards him, this is a huge loss to the climbing community. [ 07-11-2002, 09:22 AM: Message edited by: Figger Eight ]

I remember scaring the bejeezus out of myself on my first trad lead in J-Tree. To top it off my partner had never taken down an anchor before, and it was a hanging belay. Congrats on your first lead!

He looks like Elvis on crack.

If making a simple comment about someone's use of a racial slur makes me a flaming liberal - well I guess I'm guilty as charged. Intelligent arguments? quote: And why female infanticide is illegal too. But that's O.K. We'll adopt them all to America so that ignorant red-neck racist Chinks won't have to raise them all by themselves. Yup...how can you argue with that? You is the smartest guy I know. [ 07-09-2002, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: Figger Eight ]

Dennis Harmon Dennis Harmon Dennis Harmune Dunnass Hurman Dumbass Hurman Dumbass Human Dumbass Human ...hey, you're right.

If Headspace is pissed about it, he should be able to say so without getting slammed for it. Harmon's posts are neither funny, have anything to do with climbing, nor is it aimed at anyone in particular - just ignunt blabbering from someone who has no sense of what's appropriate.