Figger_Eight

1 vote for Gort boy. Anyone who has posted so much useless crap in such a short amount of time AND put up chest-beating picture of himself toproping gets my nod.

The New World Order All shall be converted

1 or 2 tubular webbing slings to leave behind / backup dubious rap anchors are helpful.

Hey...someone tell AlpineK to knock it off!

You certainly don't need one, but it makes life a heck of a lot easier when walking around in the fog - especially on the lower mountain.

What WE did to E-Rock? We had nothing to do with it - we lost track of him after a guy named Gavin convinced him to check out the sound system in his van parked out back.

I've bounced my head off of too many hard things while skiing to not wear a helmet. I wear one when mountain biking, so it makes sense to me to wear one skiing. It's also warmer than any hat I own. Oh, and yeah - it's all about the image.

Okay...when I stand - you suck the rope up..." Attaway Gort Boy!

And I noticed you were pretty cute, too.

Yup...Life

You can also just keep spiralling up the mountain. That keeps the uphill on one side till you get to the top. And another vote for BD Flicklocks.

Heh heh...you beat me to it. This bee was pretty funny

Hey Nacho - INSERT HAMSTER JOKE HERE

"I can't see hundreds of women jumping off St Kilda pier in search of octopus as a result." (from the article)

"Okay students, in order to maintain a safe and efficient glissade you must insure an equal distribution of weight between each ass-cheek. Does everyone have their gaitors on? Good. Now go just a few feet and stop...and for god's sakes - watch your speed! If I catch anyone hot-rodding..."

There's also Tele-Tuesdays up at Stevens Pass.

Free heelin'

I'd like to see any of you climb like that if you didn't have any hands. Especially if your spotter has nothing more than a duckbill going straight up your ass if you fall.

Huh...this is the first time I've heard of the AMGA certification being a criteria for getting a guiding permit.

If you can get out climbing 2 or 3 times a week you don't need to lift weights, but if you're a weekend hero like me...it can only help if you don't get too big. I'm 5'8", 180 pounds though...so I'm fat and slow

No one's fretting or dwelling on it...just being respectful. And they stopped being anonymous when their names were released.

I thought i was gonna see a picture of the puke all over the lawn