Figger_Eight

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhounds? Greyhounds wait for the hare to come out.

I'm there Wednesday to Friday next week.

It's okay, Cracked... We know you're one of those guys going to the library on a Friday night while EVERYONE ELSE IS GETTING LAID.

I'm in for that.

Yeah...those friggin' pansy ass telewankers - they should fix those busted bindings

Nice one, Parker. Mary-Ann does sound like a babe

I'm not sure what you mean by that...but if you're trying to get me to participate in whatever weird rituals you and MisterE have together - I'll have to pass

Nike altimeters go up to 30,000 feet now.

I saw this movie last night out here in San Diego. These guys are friggin' crazy - surfing 60 foot waves...

You staying in the same neighborhood?

what ever i got long ass hair and i'll out sprint anyone on this board, n i got a few quarters to wager on it Oooh...I'll take that bet.

No shit "The only thing I know how to do is rock climb, so I'm going make myself feel better about how lame I am by talking shit about the people who are more well rounded than me."

Ummm...turn the ringer off, dumbass.

Chicks dig them shaved heads (or at least that's what I tell myself )

This is what RMI sent out:

Whistler

Is that the uniform for Scotland's equivalent of the Mounties?

Yeah...you can't see bolts from the road - especially if they're powder coated, but you can see the cleaned off rock "trail" and ensuing chalk marks. To me the visual impact of all are related. And, oh yeah, a "same shit different day":

The slide show last night was friggin' great. The guy has arguably the best ones in the biz. Like him or not, the guy can throw down Notable moment: Twight talking much smack about climbing discussion boards in a room full of CC.comers. It cracked my shit up because he was totally right

I remember getting mine for around $120 bucks out there.

For sale to good home: Size L One expedition old - perfect condition. $350 OBO

Check this guy out

Nike Ascent Watch I've had great luck with this one. You can find them at the outlet store in North Bend for cheap. And they go up to 30,000 feet.

The Nike altimeter watches, I think, are the best ones out there. I used to have a Casio, but the Nike is much better. The Suuntos are ridiculous.