"Yes. They are. There are a whole flock of us, just sitting on the wire above you, waiting to take a shit."
Gee...I'm flattered
"How'z about your momma teach you how contractions work. And I'm not meaning the kind of contractions that make Mr. Happy wake up and realize he's not done yet."
Ummm - I don't even get it...
okay - back to what you were doing: