jkrueger

So Greg, just curious... Do you live your life in accordance with the Ten Commandments; do they provide a foundation for your morality?

Let's call a spade a spade and just refer to all gatherings of people as "Peace Fights" from now on.

Well, we were trying to clone them, but there was a rally against genetic manipulation, things turned ugly, and the labs were destroyed.

I've had my car walked over and jumped on by those guys while I was in it. I'm not naive. It's not an anarchist rally, though.

I just can't believe that the people showing up for a peace march would bring their clubs and helmets with the intent of causing physical harm and doing damage. The most dangerous weapon I've ever seen at a peaceful gathering is a candle.

Yeah, lots of people in BMW's and Volvos who don't give a shit about the oppressive regime that Saddam inflicts on the people of Iraq. Who's the heartless group now? If they didn't care or have an opinion, why would they be there? People can give a shit, they just don't necessarily have to shit like you do.

Four dead in Ohio Yeah, four students dead. Maybe they should have just shot Rosa Parks to set the precedent.

And you know this because... you were the guy?

did he ever break 88 mph and travel through time? It takes a "flux capacitor" to travel through time.

Agreed. People have the right to exercise their personal freedom, but it shouldn't interfere with the personal freedom of others.

I found a backpack on the side of the road with a bike theft toolkit in it. I'll send you the bolt cutters, and you can keep an eye out for your bike and steal it back!

Perhaps their intent is to stop traffic, or threaten to stop traffic, thereby decreasing our need for oil.

Speaking of dingdongs, here's a joke my sister told in front of her class when she was in 2nd grade: Q: How did the Twinkie get pregnant? A: She fell into a box of Dingdongs.

The truth is that anyone with a personal opinion that differs from that of Greg_W is a moron. To believe in freedom, and the right to gather peacefully is a mistaken belief, and to think otherwise will result in physical violence (and that violence is deserved). And in keeping with the time honored and rewarded value of deceit, you would intentionally take advantage of people by selling snake oil.

Yeah, too obvious; that's just what he wants us to think. There's got to be an angle there...

Perhaps you walked to Office Despot, then? And if you took your broom, well, you should probably wear a helmet for that, too!

I think there are more people attending pub club in Seattle than there are climbers in Eugene!

With those glowing red eyes they all look totally satanic!

Damn DFA -- my big opportunity and I'm not going to be able to make it! Can I send in a postcard for a chance at the raffle in the event there is no winner? And Iain -- "butts to nuts"? What is that, an attempt at scaring the male crowd away, or an enticement for the females?

If it doesn't work, just jiggle the cord. That's everything you will ever need to know about computers.

Spraying of a different sort, but spraying all the same!

Perhaps he was way ahead of his time? The 69 does seem somehow significant, though...

Yeah, but you give that to everybody. Can't I get something a little more personal?

I'm not crying at all. Just acknowledging the nature of the beast. But you can call me anything you want if it makes you feel better.

Much truth is said in jest.