Or at least just cut out spray.  Who gives a rat's ass about who doesn't have a life.  Let's hear about who's contributed most to posts relevant to climbing.  90% of the time I come to this site to entertain myself when I'm bored at work, not for news and information about climbing.  For me, it's not a climbing site anyway - it is sometimes, but #1 it's cheap entertainment.  
  
Prime example: 
  
This thread.