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I've never had this problem personally, but a few cronies have sheepishly mentioned such things over cocktails at Dukes- For instance, Alpine K scored on a hottie one night, and when she got a look at Mr. Happy, she said, "Oh, this explains your car". Ouch! Then there was Daisy who told Cavey, "Ahhhh, it's cute...but it still works, right?" Dru’s date once commented, "Dru, will it squeek if I squeeze it?" Jon was humiliated by Amber when she checked out his tool and said , "Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?" I know guys, this sort of verbal abuse is harsh! What's a man to do? trask

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Yep, Will said it was quite a job; especially considering what he had to work with...

Ya know, I think Bob's grosser than me?

Hey Tex, I think we finally got rid of that cocksucker.

That all you got left, stool? You MUST be uptight. You can't even spell anymore. BTW...yo mamma was FINE.

I see you finally finished "da ride".

Hey stool, big tough guy, crying in your beer with the whiny-ass PM you sent me. Shit no I don't want to see your dick, I'm not into that shit, you fag.

Can we say SBOTM (Stop Bumping Old Threads Moron)? You fuckin' smegma stool.

Bob, you ignorant slut. You are truly a repugnant fuckwad. I read your shit and wonder what crazy fucked up woman could have conceived your sorry ass. Are you the poster boy for "crack babies"? You should be.

Bob, yur a friggin' stool. Admit it, you liked touching little Jimmy's penis back in grade school didn't you? Smoke this asseyes. trask

incest is best, baby

Dick, you mean mistreater- Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what’s for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!" Yur pal, trask

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quote: Originally posted by icegirl: ???? Good morning beautiful! [ 06-22-2002, 07:19 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

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You'd best try the Mounties. They'll tear you up around here if you're not a climber. I'm not a climber and all they do is diss me and take cheap shots. They're harsh. [ 06-21-2002, 09:46 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

burp [ 06-21-2002, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

don't you mean "Daisy train"?

Nice job Mike, you fookin' hardman, you!

quote: Originally posted by sk: I didn't say anything to her SK, she's got a hard-on for you. Must be a gurl thang.

It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today" she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer." "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked. Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"

quote: Originally posted by ScottP: Gee, I'm sorry Trask. I didn't intend to ruin the mood, you fucking crybaby. I'll preface this post by saying I don't care if you're a climbing God. You need to get your head out of your ass, you sack, and quit stabbing at posts with the sarcastic, nit-picking criticism which seems to be your MO. This isn't fucking school...we don't need to be corrected or called to the office. I think you’re the whinny fuck – punk. This is the end of it for me. I don't acknowledge your ass anymore. ScottP SUX [ 06-21-2002, 08:08 AM: Message edited by: trask ]