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i heard dru's mama's so stupid, she asked, "What's the number for 911".

that's all i gots to say

erik's mamma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose. hahahaha

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quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: The best place to eat on highway 20 is just west of Marblemount at the Cafe where all the rabbits are smushed on the road Roadkill Café Menu You Kill It...We Grill It! Eating is more fun when you know it was hit on the run! ENTREES Center Line Bovine "Tastes real good, straight from the hood" 4.95 The Chicken "That didn't cross the road" 3.95 Flat Cat "Served as a shingle...or in a stack 2.95 BAG 'N GAG Our daily take-out lunch special! ~ Anything dead...in bread ~ A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE Still in the hide Chunk of Skunk 1.95 Smidgen of Pigeon 1.95 Road Toad Ala Mode 1.65 Shake 'N Bake Snake 2.25 Swirl of Squirrel 1.55 Narrow Sparrow .55 Whippoorwill on a Grill 3.30 Rigor Mortis Tortoise 6.75 CANINE CUISINE "You'll eat like a hog... when you taste our dog!" Slab of Lab 2.95 Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95 Cocker Cutlets 3.95 Shar-Pei Filet 5.95 Poodles N Noodles 5.95 Snippet of Whippet 4.50 Collie Hit by a Trolley 3.95 German Shepherd Pie 3.95 Round of Hound 4.25 GUESS THAT MESS A Daily Special Treat If you can guess what it is...You eat it for free! LATE NIGHT DELIGHT Rack of Raccoon 3.95 Smear of Deer 4.95 Awesome Possum 1.95 Cheap Sheep .43 [ 07-17-2002, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

jon, you mean-spirited he-whore...i'll get even, just watch!

hey caveman you goin' to bds' ice festivals ?? think tanya harding will be there caution wide load [ 07-17-2002, 11:08 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

fuck man, that's a no brainer when you call for restaurant reservations do you wait untill the day you want them? duh

subaru's new redesigned imprezza for the stylin' outdoorsman

hey drul

hey allison, i'll sell ya one of these. you can cook with it and also defend yurself from yogi and booboo.

quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: Dru, I seem to have misplaced my Latin dictionary...does "coprophage" mean: eater of shit? Probably does, and thanks for sharing. Trask, "Shit in crevass. Problem solved." Unless, of course, fall in same crevass. Problem exacerbated. Dennis dennis- fall in crevasse, fucked anyway

sorry we'll all bend over for our spankin'

i luv baker was there yesterday it has lots of snow and bunnys and shit

as my pa used to say, "i hope to shit in your messkit"

especially if they're females in thongs

shit in crevasse problem solved [ 07-15-2002, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by MountainMan: Drill it. fuckin A drill it the world is my garbage can

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christ, that was fast

sk i want your mojo

call scot'teryx; he's got all the hi-tech shit

hey nit wit

more like wisdom from Master Bater

Arrgg!