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quote: Originally posted by MountainMan: It doesn't piss me off at all ... because you haven't been up there this year. Until you have seen the conditions I saw, your opinion means about as much as your posts on this board. Hey trask, I gave you my address faggot. Are you gonna keep on talkin shit on a message board or come say it to my face? You can say it's the address to the Cadillac grill all you want, but I gave you MY REAL address and you haven't been knocking on my door recently asking to get knocked the fuck out. Have you? Who is the real pussy trask? You fucking pussy. I went to your house, pussy. All I heard was the back door slam and someone running down the back alley. Was that you, or your male biatch?

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: [QB]trask - Nothing else to do. And it's not the alpineness DFA hates, it's the snobness, alpo. I'm not a snob, I hate everybody.

i've got it cummin' soon stay tuned

quote: Originally posted by Dru: how about the relevance of the fact i managed to climb TNF without encountering bush and you guys didnt mountain pussy's a cocky fucker isn't he? not enuf goatcock

“Kathryn, please give me the soap?” Chakotay sighed. “Sorry, still using it. You could use my facial cream!” Kathryn’s voice floated from the shower. “I’m telling you, I don’t have acne! I have some dirt left from that last mission.” Chakotay rubbed at his face, but the spot wouldn’t disappear. Suddenly, Kathryn stepped out of the shower. Before he could even gasp, she took his face in her hands and kissed him tenderly, followed by a smooth peck on the cheek. “There,” she called as she swaggered away. Chakotay turned dumbly and stared into the mirror. The spot was gone.

Which way is correct?

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Mr. Tex, Dr. Flash Amazing's cockiness, as you see it, is a product of his alpine-snob surroundings, and is wholly reflexive. He doesn't fancy himself or his sportness any better than anyone else, but when some frostbitten lout starts spraying about sport climbing's inferiority or about dumb sportos, DFA is compelled to respond in kind. Plus it's kinda fun stirring up some shit now and again. Yours in cragging, Dr. Flash Amazing if you don't like the alpine surroundings, why don't you hump your spandex ass back to the gym, sporto??

don't worry about littering the forest, if they're edible, i'll eat em'

quote: Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: 1. DFA has been purveying his spray in the third person since long before that hack Master Beta came on the scene. 2. While a sport enthusiast, DFA does not carry or use a stick clip, therefore GregW will have to substitute another object for his Dr. Flash Amazing anal fantasies--sorry, sport! 3. Glenn Danzig is a fuckin' troll. Can you actually listen with a straight face to him singing about how he "killed your baby today?" The guy's gotta be pushin' 50 ... 4. Richard Noggin is hereby entitled to free treatments at the Amazing Clinic, as well as free admission to all AmazingCo., Inc. sponsored events. Ah...NOW I know who you are Bottoms up spray on my good man!!! P.S. richard noggin, you are the most retarded moron on this site...does crack baby ring a bell?

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quote: Originally posted by Greg W: quote:Originally posted by Dru: DFA you sound a lot like Master Beta from the Climbing magazine letters column... i.e., a hapless dickweed who likes to read his own material. Shove your stick-clip up your sport climbing ass and bite off. Viva Danzig: truer words were never said

quote: Originally posted by Dru: doubt messner would be wearing slipperrs cause he got no toes... more like he would be wearing stiff soled shoes... nice catch, dru ...dfa you waffle hehehe

quote: Originally posted by Dru: I can bring a woman to orgasm in under 15 seconds do you think I should report that to Hans??? from what the gurlz tell me dru, you cum in 15 seconds too.

My horsecock isn't horribly long, but it's at least the circumferance of tuna fish can. Two handed nourishment, you might say. It sizzles with that saucy summer-sausage flavor.

captain crunch

no way, you sporto-spandex-hippie-homo. real men wear wool and kevlar suck this [ 08-06-2002, 10:33 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

bet he wears spandex

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Hmmm ... ask a simple question, get pilloried. Is that how it works around here? You smell of unwashed polypropylene, buster. i wear merino wool, homo

Dwayner, don't show that link to Icegirl. You'll kill any chance.

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Don't we all look better in Spandex? you sound like a fag if you're endorsing spandex now THAT'S sick ass

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fuck, everybody's gonna be reporting me all the time. this will probably be the end of trask.

Pot is overrated Smoke Cougarcock [ 08-05-2002, 12:41 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

I'd like to volunteer my services with the camcorder. I could put together a nice documentary piece. Let me know. Mr. Trask

Well, you've seen my picture, you be the judge.