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Greg and I want to referee. We'll spot ya some points sk...i'm sure allison cheats. hehe [ 08-07-2002, 01:03 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

I'd love to be a moderator, just to know "who's - who" around here.

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Sycophant bootlicker. Adulator Trucklemonkey

Dru, on this auspicious occasion, your 5500 th. post, I award you this token of my appreciation. And remember, humans are not the end result of predictable evolutionary progress, but rather a fortuitous cosmic afterthought, a tiny little twig on the enormously arborescent bush of life, which if replanted from seed, would almost surely not grow this twig again. trask

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peace my flamethrower just ran outta gas

Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my girlfriend mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass".

Oh I'm confused. Is there something funny about converting to poles to ease the knees? Were you flaming me? If you want to flame me, do it right wanker. Get mean and ornery and bunch up your panties and shit. Pull your dick outta your mouth and speak your mind. You should spend less time assuming the position. [ 08-07-2002, 10:07 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by ghost rider: Shut the fuck up dweeb! Very good, poofter...did you think that up all by yourself?

quote: Originally posted by James: quote:Originally posted by trask: So, what's your point, James? i don't think its funny to jest about someone rapping off the ends of their rope. many people have died doing this... i guess i'm just uptight right jad? oh boy, another nw.hiker fairy --they're crawlin' outta the woodwork

So, what's your point, James?

What did you expect Dru, catholics around the world are hiding their heads in shame. Pedophilia appears to be alive, well, and beyond the law in the catholic clergy.

there goes the neighborhood

this place is going sporto? fuck, what a bummer.

I wasn't thinking what your are thinking. I just wanted to talk smack and be cool like everybody else.

I'll pay you with some horsecock and gu

quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by trask: I'm not worthy. Dru will be back tomorrow. DID YOU HAVE IT CIRCLED ON YOUR CALENDAR????? I HEARD YOU MENTION IT THE DAY BEFORE, SPANKY

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: True! Cc.com is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the megaconglomerate AmazingCo., Inc. This means you're all subject to the unpredictable, iron-fisted whim of Dr. Flash Amazing, malicious mastermind and terrifying tycoon. Cower, unwashed dogs! you are full of goat piss

Well thank you Professor. Your approval is heartfelt. [ 08-06-2002, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Low on Ritalin again, ghostrider? Such angst, such passion, so unelequent; This looks like a condition of mental divergence.

I just recently got the following investment advice. Thought I'd share with y'all. Investment Advice If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

I have a talent for understatement. ...btw, are you a math student? You're quite agile with that sciferin'. [ 08-06-2002, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

good...be sure mommy tucks you in and chases away the monsters under your bed.

unlikely

What if I were to tell you that I've been climbing hard all my life? Do you believe everything someone says on the fucking internet, for christ's sake? Very narrow minded grasshopper.