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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and was for distribution of all wealth. She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican which she expressed openly. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to higher taxes on the rich & more welfare programs. In the middle of her heart felt diatribe based upon the lectures she had from her far left professors at her school, he stopped her and asked her point blank, how she was doing in school. She answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain. That she had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying. That she was taking a more difficult curriculum. Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Mary." She replied, "Mary is barely getting by", she continued, "all she has is barely a 2.0 GPA" adding, "and all she takes are easy classes and she never studies." But to explain further she continued emotionally, "But Mary is so very popular on campus, college for her is a blast, she goes to all the parties all the time and very often doesn't even show up for classes because she is too hung over." Her father then asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your 4.0 GPA and give it to her friend who only had a 2.0." He continued, "That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair equal distribution of GPA." The daughter visibly shocked by the fathers suggestion angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair! I worked really hard for mine, I did without and Mary has done little or nothing, she played while I worked real hard!" The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
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Tu madre es puta y pendeja.
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Klenke, your post shows your exceptional talent for mistakenly thinking that others attach the equivalent importance of a frog's fart to your disjointed, fool-fueled ramblings. In case you didn't quite grasp that: no-one, not even a diarrheic herd of cattle with dysentery and fed a ton of laxatives, gives a shit what you have to say.
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A man and a woman are seated next to each other in First Class on a plane. The woman sneezes, and then takes a tissue and gently wipes up under her skirt between her legs. The man isn't sure he actually saw what he saw and decides he is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again, takes a tissue, and gently wipes between her legs. The man is about to go nuts, he can't believe what he is seeing. A few more minutes pass. When the woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says "Three times you have sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs.. What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?" The woman replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare medical condition, such that when I sneeze I have an orgasm." The man, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?" The woman looks at him and says "Black Pepper".
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Dustin, you pussy-whipped, donkey-molesting, jock strap-licking, cock-sucking, zit-nibbling, cock-brained ass clown. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
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I'd stretch my dick till it'd fit in my ass.
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You're invited to try, fuck stick ... One well placed palm-heel strike and a snap-kick to the knee should about handle the likes of you.
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Way to be on top of your game, numbnuts old news
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after the fact; way to go Dustin
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puke in the boss's waste basket when he/she is out of the office
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that cock suckin' sax player what's his fuck that the chicks dig grates on my nerves something fierce
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hahaha, I love it when the pilgrims are about 1/2 way to Camano and they think they're outta spotting scope range. Seen some kinky shit out there on the water, I'll tell ya...
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funny thing is that my front glass is skyscraper glass...dark mirrored on the outside...all the cat sees is itself. narcissistic beast
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It’s a grey day…bummer - but then there’s always this little filly to brighten my outlook.
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FUCK TO THE WORLD ... I like it
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fuck Bush, jacko is a bigger shithead
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The thought of some Goblin frying in the 'lectrick chair gives me an erection.
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Lummox, you're a bug-eyed cesspool of putrid effluvium.
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Tell the truth Muff, you got some nookie last night din'cha?
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damn, what a bunch of losers
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nice talk what's for dinner?