Imagine a Christmas card where Santa Claus makes a pre-emptive strike on
terrorists, by firing a fully automatic firearm mounted on a
reindeer-powered sleigh. Santa's target: militant, Islamist, suicide
terrorists.
That's the gist of the Christmas card that gun lobbyist John Michael
Snyder said he is sending to Members of Congress, the Bush administration,
and others this year.
Snyder, the public affairs director of the Citizens Committee for the
Right to Keep and Bear Arms, issued a statement describing his card.
'We've known since childhood that Santa puts coal under the Christmas
trees of bad children,' said Snyder in the press release. 'It's just
another stretch of the imagination to consider Santa delivering multiple
doses of hot lead to wicked terrorists.'