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So Muffy, how goes the battle?

No offense MattP

Tim Eyman for President

Fairweather, you and Allison make a lovely couple. Bwahahaha

Yeah, what she said.

That, or even better, let SexualButtplug have his way with them. Mike will be kickin' terrorist ass soon.

Icebabe, are you volunteering, you mesmeric, seductive, tantalizing temptress?

Read it and weap.

You get an A+ in warning.

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie" the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else." said the madam. "No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again he man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man replied, "South Carolina." "Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina." "I know", the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance." The moral of the story is: Some things in life are certain - 1. Taxes 2. Death 3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and retirees are now receiving a Social Security check every month -- and then finding that they are getting taxed on 85% of the money they paid to the federal government to "put away," you may be interested in the following: Q: Which party took Social Security from an independent fund and put it in the general fund so that Congress could spend it? A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the Democratic-controlled House and Senate. Q: Which party put a tax on Social Security? A: The Democratic party. Q: Which party increased the tax on Social Security? A: The Democratic Party with Al Gore casting the deciding vote. Q: Which party decided to give money to immigrants? A: That's right, immigrants moved into this country and at 65 got Social Security. The Democratic Party gave that to them although, they never paid a dime into it. Then, after doing all this, the Democrats turn around and tell you the Republicans want to take your Social Security. And the worst part about it is, you believe it! Don't!!!!

All you retardasses crack me up.

I think we should strap a missile on DFA's back and send him to the moon. Zoom, zoom, zoom...

Comrade Locke started turning me off when "his boys" squandered billions on a non-existent transit system. He also crys, whines, pisses and moans when he doesn't get his way. His government is huge and pork-ridden.... want me to go on?

nor am I ... I don't use avatars, I just take my lumps as they come.

It always sounded special. Feel better now with the electronics off'a the sub. I'm not a entertainment center type of guy...preferring to have TV's, stereos and such on good looking tables or a similar accoutrement. Just did some major damage to an antique with the Sawzall though. Was trying to cut-in a DVD player slot and oops....... Looks like I'm going' shopping'. Maybe Minks will let me charge it on her card.

I've still got a few pair. I like to keep them in my special draw with a cedar stick to keep everything fresh.

Hey Dwayner, ya drunk. How they hangin'?

It means insignificant other you goobers.

Hey DFA Peckerhead. Just took your advice. Rearranged the stereo, and am ready for it's trial by fire. Thanks.

Similar to Jardine's theory that bulky high-topped boots are unnecessary for ankle support. Better to excercise the ankle and make it strong...thus allowing the use of lighter, trail-runner, approach shoes. Personally, I agree.

Minks - Sorry, was making a sweeping assumption that you were in the same herd as the rest of the Heifers.

Bet your husband gets all warm and fuzzy paying off your credit card debt.

Z,

nm