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WELL EAST SIDE GIRLS ARE RICH THEY'VE GOT THEIR NOSES IN THE AIR AND TACOMA GIRLS WITH THE WAY THEY SMELL, THEY KNOCK ME OUT WHEN I'M DOWN THERE PUYALLUP FARMER'S DAUGHTER'S GOT A GREAT BIG APPETTITE AND WITH LYNNWOOD GIRLS YOU CAN NEVER MISS THEY KEEP THEIR DADDY'S UP ALL NIGHT I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE WEST SEATTLE GIRLS THE BEACH DON'T GET MUCH SUNSHINE BUT THE GIRLS STILL GOT A TAN I DIG A THONG BIKINI AND THEM PLAYING V-BALL IN THE SAND I BEEN ALL AROUND THE PUGET SOUND AND I'VE LOVED ALL KINDS OF GIRLS BUT WHEN I WANT THE BEST I TAKE THE FREEWAY WEST BACK TO THE CUTEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD HALF NAKED WEST SEATTLE GIRLS I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE WEST SEATTLE GIRLS. WHOA! YOU'LL GET SOME SPACE NEEDLE TONIGHT FOR SURE!

You, Sir, are a drunk.

yeah, that jon can fuk up a wet dream

IN THE STORE THERE'S A TEDDY WITH LITTLE STRAPS LIKE SPAGHETTI IT HOLDS ME SO TIGHT LIKE HANDCUFFS AT NIGHT WALKING 'ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR WOOHOO

Mama, take this gin from me. I can't drink it any more. Which way's the sink, I gotta pee. Looks like I'm checkin' into Betty Ford.

hey, were there babes at snohomish? nobody told me nuthin bout any babes, not that it would've mattered

You hack and gag You cough and wheeze You climb the stairs On hands and knees Your heart pounds Your teeth grind Another smoke and you’ll be fine Whoa oh You’d you like to think that you could quit when you want Oh, yeah It’s closer to the truth 3 packs a day ain’t enough You know your gonna have to face it, You’re addicted to butts Might as well face it you’re addicted to butts You’re really hooked You’re such a fiend Your lungs are tar and nicotine Your will is broke Your face is lined You're blowing smoke out your behind

fern needs some gregw luvin

Call me Jack, because I've been single for quite sometime.

Seeing that tarheel Greg lick his nose is snot anything I want to see.

Little Hooters girl Her rubber tight buns A groovy pair to see Double D fun She brings me chicken wings A ton, a ton, ton She wears tight, skimpy things Her tummy tight tum, rubber tight buns Look at them guns Oh, to ogle them, Her rubber tight buns That’s why we come Little Hooters girl She’s not a dumb-dumb, She brings cold beer to me and poured us all some, A birthday song they sang with mighty big lungs Across the bar they hang her rubber tight bum, double D fun, Had her boobs done Then she smiled at me, I‘ll tip a big ton, me and my chums Look at them guns Had her boobs done

It'd be sweet if the original poster's name were automatically included in the "quote" box, like it was with the other bbs. As it is now, we can view the quote, but sometimes it's a mystery who the original poster was .... hard to bash the dude that way.

nothing quite like a state full of dumb kissing cousins.

I ate the beotch.

Greg, you hurt me with that one. trask

Greg, sorry dude, didn't know what year your heap was. Your pal, trask

Dwayner, Nice retort oh perverted one. But we're not buying it. The truth shines proud and all the back-peddling and denial in the world cannot skew the facts. I think of you no less than I do of Marv Albert (the baseball announcer who loves to wear women's underthings). Whatever floats your boat, I always say.

Catshit, take yur dick outta yur mouth and give it yur best shot. Come on tiger, we know yu's can do it.

It won't go away goofball. But you will eventually earn a warrant. Congratulations...civil disobedience in all it's glory, with the ultimate victim (as always) the hippie with a cause.

Let's see how you handle the report and then we'll talk about providing info the next time.

I heard from a reliable source that Dwayner passed out on the dance floor at Pube Club awhile back, and was rushed to the emergency room at Harborview. Evidently, the physician who examined him discovered that that Dwayner had a cucumber wedged into the crotch of his new line of ultra-tight pants, placed there to make him appear to be extremely well hung. The cucumber had pressed against blood vessels in his leg, cutting off the circulation and causing him to faint. And y’all wonder why I don’t attend your kinky functions.

I voted that you should stick around here cause you're such a dork. Oh, btw hoser, what about the KTK? You just think you can walk away from that? Not likely.

pull the teeth and they ain't half bad

FDA should be in the asylum