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where's the box for DFA's jism?

"Got a hairy chest and wearing leotards...they're soooo tight, but it's allllright"

"Hi, Frederick's of Hollywood. I'm callin' about, uh, your spring catalog here. Uh, I had a question about this little, uh, pajammy number on page 37. Does that come in a 16 XL? I was callin' for my sister. She's a big ol' girl."

Dwayner, your pants are for clueless fairies that stuff the potato in the back.

suave Hey Dru, how's the road to Whistler? I want to go up there this weekend to chase chicks and watch the Super Bowl.

we're addicts

I use old ropes for my boats and hauling stolen Wherehauser logs at night.

Toast, I agree with you, and have advocated the same. For $20 paltry dolla, one can have FF professionally clean da fart-sack. They can also make repairs or add goodies like collars and such. Money well spent in my book.

your hole spews air, and i ain't talkin bout your mouth

Throw the bitch out and buy a new one.

bwahahaha

Very cool, do you sell em? Also, I like that tile floor...gonna do something similar to my cabin kitchen floor someday. Those rugs look like they'd bunch up and shiz. Could you glue them to a solid backer to hold their shape, or what?

Muffy, can you say, "spread eagle"?

I think we should be able to smoke herb at the cc.com board meetings. Cigars too. And the women should take their rightful place, seated behind the men.

round and round and round and round and round .... i'm dizzy

I'm in favor of fee increases. MORE FEES, MORE FEES, MORE FEES

Hey Cavey, FDA is making fun of you again. WTF?

RAIDERS RULE, you manky Tampa fan. Prepare to be pillaged.

they're inverted, trust me

GO RAIDERS !!! PILLAGE, MAME & KILL

well warn everybody so they don't flip out or something

minx, tell the truth. You weren't complaining when you were playin' the slobber blues on trask's meat whistle Fri. nite. Nice technique, btw.

nope, not boats - marine insurance

ERIK - YO, listen up Thor I have a on-line laptop, even at the show, which means I can harrass you wanks 24/7. I also don't start the show till 1:00 PM. I also don't work every day of the show. I'm sorry I couldn't make it Fri. nite...duty called. Hope you goobers had a good time.