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As your avatar, I'll vote for ya. Pity bout' yur gurlfiend's puppy...

I stirred it with .... oh, nevermind.

but you never said "NO"

you were drunk

you're a little trooper

Does anybody have a good picture of Mt. Olympus? I've never seen it.

was it good for you too?

Jeez, considering y'all are big, tough mountain men/women, some of you seem rather fragile. Visine, Vick's Lozenges, & Sudafed.

The freshiez are really comin' down in my office...I'm goin' skiing.

You guys are whacked. All you non-smokers remember this. There is NO WAY IN HELL that sitting in a smoking bar one night a week is going to have ANY lasting effect on your health. Just ain't going to happen. You do far more damage with the beer (read, poison) you're ingesting. I agree that smoking stinks, and makes one's breathe and clothing smell bad, but that's about it as far as the non-smoker damage goes. Get over it and go have some fun. Non-smoking bars are sterile and suck. Rest your rump at the Cedar Stump.

they have government?

where do you think the term cheesehead came from?

How's the tea and Yak butter these days?

Actually, the correct answer is to buy more rubbers. They're sold everywhere, and there is no reason not to have 6 or 18 on your person at all times. Also, all smart sistas carry their own. When you boys get a little older you'll realize these things. BTW guys, remember to buy ribbed and reverse them for your own pleasure.

Ain't it the truth.

yukity, yukity, yuk

That's cookin' brah. Remember back a couple weeks ago. I think they clocked the wind at 118, or 128, or some ungodly speed at Chinook Pass (probably on the ridge, but still smokin').

trask was never a child

how'd you keep track of all those college boyz?

keep dreamin doofus

good bud huh?

Don't mind Dwayner, he posts from the Betty Ford Center, and he's on crack.

she looks like a mudlark to me...you can have her

A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. So he waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car. The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket. He really needed to cool down from all that heat too! He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. After an hour he got into the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream. He just couldn't help himself since it was his favorite flavor and so nice and cool... he ended up eating several gallons. Then he noticed the time so he waddled back to the garage covered in ice cream. The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal." Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."

Yeah right. I wouldn't be missed 30 seconds.