allthumbs

Catshit, take yur dick outta yur mouth and give it yur best shot. Come on tiger, we know yu's can do it.

It won't go away goofball. But you will eventually earn a warrant. Congratulations...civil disobedience in all it's glory, with the ultimate victim (as always) the hippie with a cause.

Let's see how you handle the report and then we'll talk about providing info the next time.

I heard from a reliable source that Dwayner passed out on the dance floor at Pube Club awhile back, and was rushed to the emergency room at Harborview. Evidently, the physician who examined him discovered that that Dwayner had a cucumber wedged into the crotch of his new line of ultra-tight pants, placed there to make him appear to be extremely well hung. The cucumber had pressed against blood vessels in his leg, cutting off the circulation and causing him to faint. And y’all wonder why I don’t attend your kinky functions.

I voted that you should stick around here cause you're such a dork. Oh, btw hoser, what about the KTK? You just think you can walk away from that? Not likely.

pull the teeth and they ain't half bad

FDA should be in the asylum

I used to come here everyday and to the porcelain god I’d pray I was butt-faced constantly, That was the life for me trask,

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Two local climbers were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Index on State Highway 2 early Friday. Snohomish County deputy Dovey Hart reported the accident shortly after midnight Friday. GregW, 33, of Seattle and Erik Snyder, 29, of Tacoma were returning to Seattle after a climbing trip. On an overcast Friday night, GregW’s pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Greg noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded on westbound toward the Sultan Bridge. After traveling approximately twenty miles and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Snyder in the right testicle. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exiting the pavement and striking a tree. Snyder suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require surgery to repair the testicle. GregW sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "I've been a trooper for ten years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said WA State Trooper Mike O’Brien.

I wasn't soliciting a response from you dr. doof shadup

A female police officer pulled over a man for DWI, and said, "You are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replied, "Tits."

Blow me, tool.

No shit. Wazzup with everyone working, including me?

Well who's are these then?

energizer or duracell?

minx, where do you want your panties mailed to?

minx, that's not what you said Sat. nite when you barked like a dog.

Hey Dru, since you put it so pitifully, maybe the chica's will give it up next time you grace them with your presence.

settle down hoser, settle down

hehehe

Why do some people dip their hands into their chalk bag for every other move during the cool dry autumn months? That shit gets in my eyes.

Shit will take care of itself and all will be right in the world once again.

Hey Cletus, you doofus, why are you having a conversation with yourself?