allthumbs

Dehydration is my guess. Booze really takes it outta ya not to mention that it's essentially body poison.

I don't buy Korean

ML, just thought you should know that Necro is off the deep end. Something about a replacement for the "crawlspace under his house?"

stfu flush, it wasn't even funny...just stoopid like U

No need for a comprehensive insurance policy on a Yugo afterall... you been huffin' again iain?

When I played football we just used jocks. Course people were tougher back then. Now I suppose they use flak jackets under their jerseys.

It's called a "jock" Flash...ever seen one? I thought not.

Dru, your choice of pictures has me worried about you. Something you'd like to share?

No, but my cheeseburger is getting cold.

SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's Mecca Deal 1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies MONDAY: 0800 - Husseinfeld 0900 - Mad About Everything 0930 - Monday Night Stoning 1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money 1030 - Allah McBeal TUESDAY: 0800 - Wheel of Terror 0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right 0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things 0930 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers 1000 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer WEDNESDAY: 0800 - Beat the Press 0830 - When Kurds Attack 0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread 0930 - Just Shoot Everyone 1000 - Veilwatch THURSDAY: 0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi 0830 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H (theme song: Suicide bombing is Painless, it answers 0900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils 0930 - Married with 139 Children 1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News FRIDAY: 0800 - Judge Saddam 0830 - Suddenly Sanctions 0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire? 0930 - Cave and Rock Garden Television 1000 - No-Witness News SATURDAY: 0800 - Spongebob Squareturban 0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway? 0900 - Teletalibans 0930 - Camel 54, Where Are You? 1000 - Everybody loves Osama. And, continuously showing... "Survivor - Afghanistan." MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE HOME FRONT....

Yes, fight like gentlemen! The irony is that our nation was founded on "guerilla warfare", but now that the enemy is disobeying war "conventions", they are criminals. As if there is a proper way to kill another human being, or that war is somehow civilized. Necro's right. I hate it when they don't play fair.

He's just misunderstood.

You go Girl

I read a reference to military analysis by Katie Couric and Matt Lauer. I had no idea that newscasters were so well trained. I try to look up Katie's skirt most of the time.

What a crappy thing to say. Have you been laid lately? I sent your used up girlfiend back to you last week.

Bush canned the idea of a Vietnam vet as Joint Chief Chairman, now we have General "Air Power" Meyers. what a shitty decision. that fucker is a west point pussy.

Goddamn inept planning if you ask me. Where'd we get our Generals...outta a Cracker Jack box?

I'm sorry Erik, I'm gearing up for the anti-war rally and don't have time to address your thoughtful question right now.

I thank God every day for French Fries. Don't you?

Good deal, cause those French guys really kick ass. They'll definitely do the right thing and get Saddam to kick back and get back to business as usual. GO FRANCE !!!

Erik, everybody knows our military equipment sucks. Let's face it, Bush fucked up and now we're all gonna die.

I'm sure the suits all leak and the soldier will die an ugly and immediate death. Then your Iraqi hero's can drag their dead bodies through the streets and denounce Bush for the anti-environmental monster he is.

No they aren't. They're a great people and their country and political views GO FRANCE !!!!!