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Beer4Christ Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager. Forever and ever, Barmen

I kill EVERY starling I can. And I shoot cats that sneak into the yard to kill birds before I can kill them. And I nail snakes to telephone poles by their tails and stuff firecrackers in their mouths.

True story here - A few years ago this bitch Crow built a nest in a tree next to my bedroom window. Every morning the goddamn baby birds would make a hell of a racket and wake me up. After a few days I went outside with my .12 gauge shotgun and blew the little fuckers all to hell. I slept good after that.

kill the bitch and eat it raw

how 'bout gater guard?

up yours

those owls don't work. we put a wire thing that spins on our boats. bugs the seagulls...they won't land and shit.

He got 167 on the IQ test; he can't help it! SC, you may talk to me as long as it's not about politics.

shoot to kill VB the bastard deserves to die

very witty, Cheesehead

woodpecker's taste like chicken

get up earlier than the bird shows up and lay ambush on him. a bb gun isn't enuf. no less than a pellet gun, or better yet .22 short ( quiet and deadly). Shoot him in the back of the head between the ears (if he had any).

slather the chimney with rat poison slury necro sells the stuff

jesus christ man, take the pig to the Auto Trader and leave these poor dirtbags alone

Gosh! What sacrilege.

FDA, every time trask sees your name, he can't help but think of a pile of dog shit. Funny thing

I've been reading all this whiny-ass crap and you know what? I hate about 90% of you fuckers. Have a shitty day assholes

you're stupid

I'd say that any of you fools that have a problem with large manly vehicles, have issues with your less-than manly selves.

pretty much

that from your private collection, Flash you hermaphrodite.

Here's what I pack

who the hell cares?