allthumbs

send me some naked pictures for my pleasure and I'll let ya know if you're too good to be true.

My daddy ran moonshine and my momma was a ho. Spent most of my youth shootin pool and stirrin up shit.

those two hos need some snafflecock

fuck off and die

she looks distressed

ya think?

kill the bitch

Pamela Anderson

die bitch

Top Ten Reasons Why Canada will not join USA in the War on Iraq 10. We have no way of getting there. 9. We are too busy at home with the Maple Syrup Season. 8. After 136 Years, we are still copying off France. 7. Saddam's name pronounced backwards is "Mad Ass". We'll stay away from him. 6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian Bacon in Iraq after the war. 5. Our Sea King Helicopter was damaged and needs repairs. 4. Celine Dionne can't sing to the troops because she has a contract in Las Vegas 3. The Rivers in Iraq are too shallow for our War Canoes. 2. Lousy hockey in Iraq at this time of year 1. Our army is needed at home in case of another snow storm in Toronto.

I tried to get the two pilgrims to send me some naked pictures. They called me a perv and told me to fuck off. hahaha

I know it. They were trolling for manmeat. One of em even went to Pube Club lookin' for luv.

hey, isn't that "Face" from the A-Team?

What ever happend to Newstits and King5Whatever that you wankers were slobbering all over. Scare em off?

yeah, we shoot up the doves down in Prosser. clean up a mess of 100 or so at the river (breasts only) and chow. good shit.

How come you diodnt rush out on the porch and yell "police brutality, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan Rodney King, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Fuck Tha Police!!!!" Dru, hahaha, you're such a Canadian bwahahaha

Beer4Christ Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager. Forever and ever, Barmen

I kill EVERY starling I can. And I shoot cats that sneak into the yard to kill birds before I can kill them. And I nail snakes to telephone poles by their tails and stuff firecrackers in their mouths.

True story here - A few years ago this bitch Crow built a nest in a tree next to my bedroom window. Every morning the goddamn baby birds would make a hell of a racket and wake me up. After a few days I went outside with my .12 gauge shotgun and blew the little fuckers all to hell. I slept good after that.

kill the bitch and eat it raw

how 'bout gater guard?

up yours

those owls don't work. we put a wire thing that spins on our boats. bugs the seagulls...they won't land and shit.

He got 167 on the IQ test; he can't help it! SC, you may talk to me as long as it's not about politics.