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Stupid fucks with bad tempers. Must be Irish. Erik, you need to find your Chi. You're scaring me.

Hey dipshit, the rest of the world calls it FOOTBALL...get with the fucking program! (soccer) Fuck that girly shit. I'd rather watch Granny crochet. Monday Night Football Rules Motherfuckers !!!!!!!!

I understand it's fucked up and boring.

Hey numbnuts, is it Rugby, or soccer?

erik I wouldn't fuck with the man in Seattle. I just got a $44 parking ticket at the goddamn Boat Show. Fukkas

If it's Rugby you're talking about, I'll watch for sure. Soccor, forgetaboutit....that game's for fags.

Dawg, no answers to your question here. I continue to pack my .45 and will gladly bust a cap in any terrorist ass that presents itself to me. So far I'm 0 for 0. Where are those fuckers anyway?

Icegirl, I'll lend you the parking $$$ and you can work it off.

No shit Scott, get a clue. I'm trying real hard to appreciate your accomplishments, but you undermine your efforts constantly by posting shit like this last report. This isn't NWHikers.com you know. I suggest you get a whore and have her pop that cherry of yours. Go climb J-Burg and tell us about it if you live. Or better yet, hook up with Glaskowkiss for some mentoring. Your pal, trask

Way to Go Sista !!!!

A crazy fucker I was drinking with one time brought a "urinal big mint" back to the table after he took a piss, dropped it in his pint like a big fizzie, and proceeded to drink it. Fuuukkk, that's just nasty hardcore.

"In days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented. They'd drop their load by the road and ride away contented."

maybe not, but have some pride for god sake. men shouldn't run around with shorts over tights. it's just not right.

what's he gonna do, beat me up? shoot me? screw my momma? bwahahaha

yeah, they're out here too. they swim under the ducks and pull them under. you should see how fast they can open clams shells too.

Hey Bob, I call bullshit. Prove it hillbilly. and don't give me that shit about putting a boot in my ass either, cause that crap don't fly with me

those dirty bastards

"There was an old man from Peru, Who fell asleep in his canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, and awoke in a boat full of goo."

in the ladies room "TOILET CAMERA IS FOR RESEARCH USE ONLY"

I normally wouldn't post this kinda crap, but what the hell, it's Tuesday and I'm half lit....besides, this shit hit's home Type of men you might meet in the men's room EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips his shorts. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out his tie, pisses in his pants. CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the man in the next stall will get blamed. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. DESPERATE: Waits in a long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. TOUGH: Bangs his dick on side of urinal to dry it. EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, and then does both. FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoes. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. DISGRUNTED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.

"If a tree falls in the forest, and there's nobody around to hear it - who gives a fuck?"

which one? I'm Mormon

"some come here to sit and think some come here to shit and stink but I came here to scratch my balls and read the writing on the walls" .... anybody got any good ones?

Dwayner, I took my daughter for a walk up to Lk. 22 and some dumb pilgrim was throwing a stick out onto the melting ice for his mutt to retrieve. I wanted to say something but you know how words of advice are generally taken. Sure enough, the mutt fell through....after a mighty struggle the pouch barely managed to pull itself out. The pilgrim looked rather ashen, and left the scene post haste. trask

Ari seems to be a competent and quick-minded guy who was never intimidated by the terminally smartass "media" representatives whose only objective is to burnish their own reputations by embarrassing him and, by extension, the Bush administration. Too bad he's going; I'm sure he will do well in the private sector. trask