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slobberfest if'n ya ask me

Rick rigged it. Bastard!!!

tar and feather the beotchtrade him to wazzuhorsecock enema What about Rick

Yeah, it's hard to tell who's heard what before with jokes. I guess I should title them "jokes revisited".

my answer for all ailments

At my last physical two years ago (right after I quit smoking) my doc. gave me a three page document listing all the shit in cigarettes. It's truly amazing I'm still alive. Unbelievably nasty shit those cigs. Just quit...if you have an urge to smoke, do what I did...masturbate

Thanks dude, I needed the vacation.

"hey, sweetpea, come on and dance with me"

"the way you squeeze my lemon makes me fall right outta bed"

yep, a hot summer nite

muffy - hot mama

do whatcha want, but it'd be cool to identify the culprits in the pics.

No offense ladies, but this is exactly what you can expect when the coach is fucking the president (Barbara).

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions", he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he says, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter, Candy." He turns to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy gets up, grabs her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

Well, my spray/work day is done. Goin' skiing...later gapers.

erik is full of shit

a week and a wakeup for my kids

yeah, real funny

on a thurs. nite? surly you jest

i'm not telling. my mother told me to stay away from dirty old men like you. regardless of what she said, you know you want me.

no frenchies for me dude italians work

dude, it's just that we've already screwed all the oregon wimmim and the seattle babes are next.

lets go shoppin' but we better stop by and pick up trasks credit card don't bother, the fucker's maxed out