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mommy

Buy the 0 degree one. You'll never notice the 6 additional oz. and if it's too warm at times just open it up or lie on top till early AM when it gets colder.

Handywipes, anyone?

kitten, do you think it's wise that we invite more over?

I like to masturbate while perusing the threads.

my mom's a scab-infested hooker with aids. you're a dead man

yep, but you never thanked me for the short stack

here's some chatter - "gobble gobble gobble"

soaked in cider

marilyn manson - beautiful people jenna jamison, porn star deluxe, screwed marilyn manson...she said he wasn't bad in the sack, but was a weirdo

sleep in the cabin, but watch for snaffles

I like strawberry jam on my camel toe.

slobberfest if'n ya ask me

Rick rigged it. Bastard!!!

tar and feather the beotchtrade him to wazzuhorsecock enema What about Rick

Yeah, it's hard to tell who's heard what before with jokes. I guess I should title them "jokes revisited".

my answer for all ailments

At my last physical two years ago (right after I quit smoking) my doc. gave me a three page document listing all the shit in cigarettes. It's truly amazing I'm still alive. Unbelievably nasty shit those cigs. Just quit...if you have an urge to smoke, do what I did...masturbate

Thanks dude, I needed the vacation.

"hey, sweetpea, come on and dance with me"

"the way you squeeze my lemon makes me fall right outta bed"

yep, a hot summer nite

muffy - hot mama