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allthumbs

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  1. I 'spose you think that's funny? Don't get me started
  2. "a fisting we will go, oops, meant, a fishing we will go, a fishing we will go, high ho the dari-o, a fisting we will go"
  3. a cell with TyRee for you and a name change to Erika
  4. You sicko beotch. I don't want you coming over here anymore; pestering the children and humping the pets. I'll call the cops AGAIN if you keep pushing it. Now go play with your pud while you still can.
  5. ...and prison sex
  6. Erik, i'm not sure what you're talking about fool. i'm referring to your new breast implants. now what's the date for the penis-removal? i'll send you a box of chocolates.
  7. So tell me Erik, were the implants painful?
  8. you should know, Jeff
  9. Just look at that hand. That's the hand of a pussy-boy. Not a scar or callous on it. Do I detect of bit of turd under the nail? Disgraceful
  10. I take it that's some disgusting porn technique or something, right? Yeah right. Don't play the innocent bystander with us. I'm sure you know fine well what the 2nd fiddle is or whatever you pervy festishists call it. Go on - feign disgust at my post Actually Iain hit the nail on the head. Necro is a renowned "skin flutist". Trask on the other hand prefers the company of the hermaphrodites. Fuckin' A bubba; they got ALL the toys.
  11. like Playboy without the pictures bah !!!
  12. I take it that's some disgusting porn technique or something, right? Yeah right. Don't play the innocent bystander with us. I'm sure you know fine well what the 2nd fiddle is or whatever you pervy festishists call it. Go on - feign disgust at my post Actually Iain hit the nail on the head. Necro is a renowned "skin flutist". Trask on the other hand prefers the company of the ladies.
  13. necro plays 2nd fiddle to trask, always
  14. nice tits though ^^
  15. You hit the nail on the head. JGowan's thong is in a twist, and he can't stand it. Besides, I think we are arguing solely for the sake of arguing. how lame is that? seems to me minx, you're pretty caught up in this thread...how lame is that?
  16. allthumbs

    Hangovers

    who kisses? get down to business!!!
  17. A WHORE HOUSE AT EVERY SUMMIT
  18. whatever you say uncle pervie, i've never needed enhancements and seems like the rubber band would play hell with your short hairs.
  19. In true Sphincter style: "is the enemy of my enemy my friend? " I think you probably mean is the enemy of my enemy my enemy? no, you're all wrong...it's the enema of my enemy's enema
  20. you'd better recruit richard noggin's help then
  21. the church my ex makes my kid go to wants to take him and the gang to a overnighter camp to discuss "lust" i said "fuck that"
  22. Since you learned everything about Scotland from Trainspotting, you'll know that we drink like fuck and don't need a reason to smash heads in. Here I was doing a service in letting someone know what a MILF is and you pipe in calling me a wanker. Perhaps it's because it reminds you of your own mum sucking your pubescent cock and you being ashamed cos you fucking liked it so much. To this day, whenever you jerk off with Playboy in hand you think of your mum giving you a hummer. Who's the fucking wanker now you incestuous little fuck stick?
  23. personally, i don't give a shit what people do as long as i get laid.
  24. btw moron, the rubber band goes on your cock, not your balls. seattleites, sheesh
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