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sphinx = jgowens = mattp

I've fucked at least one of each: 1. white chick 2. black chick 3. asian chick 4. indian chick 5. swedes and norwegian chicks 6. italian chick 7. russian mama so don't be telling me I am a raciest or shit like that.

are you shitting me? that's too much work, son

so's slideglide

go shove a tomahawk up yur poop shoot

Dick, you bastard!

Fuck no, just speak English when I call. Beyond that, I could care fucking less who lives here.

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I'll off myself before I let 'em put me in the convalescent care center.

Close, but he's almost there.

ah gee minx, you really love me doncha? i love you too.

bwahahaha

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Ok, it's not too soon to think about this - which Republicans will run against the current President in the primaries? Surely someone will, there are a lot of dissatisfied Republican voters after the first 2.5 years of Bush II. Does anyone have a chance of beating him in the primaries? If so, who? the new, more sensitive, trask (Bob, please refrain from saying "cunt" and "cunt licker" as these words offend my sensibilities)

you pilgrim's havin' fun? hehehe

Erik, I don't mind if Alison disagrees on this subject. Not surprising. Go ahead Alison, what's your take?

it's all a fucking commie plot let's all get drunk and screw

I'll tell you choads what REALLY pisses me off...having a "barely understandable foreigner" answer a business call right here in the U.S. If I can't understand the fucker on the other end, I say "fuck this" and hang up. You want my money?...hire someone who speaks English.

Walmart and Sam's Club recently installed customer operated credit card readers that REQUIRE the customer to push either "ENGLISH" or "ESPANOL" before the transaction will proceed. Upon confronted with this PC crap at my local Walmart, I refused to push the button, told the checkout clerk to get me a Manager, and told him ..... "The founding fathers created this country as an English-speaking country, the US Constitution is written in English, US Congress sessions are conducted in English and I'll be DAMNED if I will push a stupid fucking button marked "ENGLISH" to use my credit card at this fucked-up Walmart ... Further ... if Walmart wants to put ESPANOL on the thing, then, BY GAWD, I'm gonna sue their ass to make them put every OTHER language used in this town on too ... Vietnamese, Chinese, Arabic, French , Dutch ... you name it ! If you don't its DISCRIMINATION ... and that's ILLEGAL!!! You want ESPANOL? Then you put ONE button marked ESPANOL somewhere and let the Espanola’s push it if they want Espanol. English speakers shouldn't have to push SHIT!" ... Here's the card ... You want it pushed? ... YOU push the fucking button ! I'm not gonna! ... Otherwise you can shove this stuff and I'll go buy it in Target where they don't have this stupidity!" Btw, the manager pushed the button.

erik has a small penis

anna has nice hooters ^^

because it's there

go for it, I got more than I can handle anyway

you can kiss your #1 spray status goodbye - hahahaha