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  1. SillyGoat, I don't frequent the internet poontang sites, my man. I prefer my xxx up close and personal. Carry on.
  2. I want to see a ANGER MANAGEMENT forum, moderated by the conservative of your choice.
  3. con·ser·va·tive adj. Favoring traditional views and values. Traditional or restrained in style. Moderate; cautious. (a sensible person for sure)
  4. You deserve it. hahahaha
  5. and in another thread you said "I threw away all my Goretex and wear nothing but soft shell now" get your story straight Yeah I know, but since then I've decided to be undecided.
  6. that fucker stole my brain bucket
  7. I think you should talk to Timmy and Jon directly and quit bugging us peons about it.
  8. guys, that's not me in the photo
  9. It's even hotter than usual in Phoenix, the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts. On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before. Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks. "It feels like you are in a furnace," said James Zanzo't, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 1/2 years. "It's inhumane." Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, is not sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and the soldiers are living in tents and they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your mouths." How could you not like this guy?
  10. stfu tool. what a stupid comment.
  11. I agree with Cracked. Softshell ain't my thang either. That's 2 against ????
  12. you sir, are a fuckin idiot. it was war-time for chrissake. go buy a clue
  13. allthumbs

    ugliness

    whatever turns you on
  14. While driving to the Spa this morning on Interstate 5, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Mr. Happy and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers !
  15. allthumbs

    ugliness

    Come on you guys, it's a damn rock. Rain washes chalk away, and tick marks, well who cares?
  16. hey erik, what about that horny tree?
  17. Ignorant fucker without a clue.
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