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yeah, it always turns up between the toes and lips

Probably because she's a flat chested, inverted hairy nippled, toothless skank.

I think if a person is addicted to drugs like heroin, and try as he might, cannot rehab., and is a dreg on society and always will be, then the fucka deserves a quick bullet to the noggin. You'd be doing the useless, hopeless fuck a favor.

you fuckas are harsh Erik, you know

fuck! busted

quick, somebody call the waaaahhhhhmbulance - Jon needs a lift

last night after work I drove to the mtns. and climbed some shit

If I were to build a new house, or even remodel my existing bathroom, I'd definately install a urinal. It's a must have for that morning piss hardon.

my old man was a criminal attorney

ever stood in line at the dmv? or planned parenthood? a lot of people can barley manage the simple shit in life let alone obey the strictures of our society. you one fucked up dude 'msnormandy'. And that's why they should be removed from the gene pool right on! death to Walmart shoppers!

It's their ass. Fuck 'em if they're that stupid.

That's manslaughter Erik. Minimum time served should be 15 years with NO parole. Drinkers that drive give up their rights as soon as they pull away from the curb.

woohoo!!! Do tell

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "He's a midget."

I piss outside on the neighbor's flowers at night.

don't sugar coat it - whatcha tryin to say?

I didn't write it Beck, Gary Hildreth did. I'm not taking credit for it...just thought it was cool.

No, just stickin' up for my pal since he was so unmercifully bagged on the other day.

Hey I really dig your posts and pictures. I also totally agree with your philosophy on climbing. Give us more Dwayner'isms

Fellas, I never implied that she was a scoundrel. I do however find it disturbing that she 'accepted' this dubious achievement award. No spine or personal convictions , if you ask me.

I'm tired of paying for new prisons and feeding the dregs of society Pass a constitutional amendment saying that when our prisons are filled up we take the top 10% of the most serious offenders and execute them (murderers, rapists, and other sexual predators first of course). Fill it up again, execute top 10%....continue process. A few things are certain: 1. We will be more free. 2. Crime WILL go down. 3. It's unlikely we will ever need to construct another prison. Oh BTW, convicted pedophiles should be executed within days of the final verdict.

Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons in the revolutionary army, another had two sons captured. Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the revolutionary war. They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor. What kind of men were they? Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners, men of means, well educated. But they signed the declaration of independence knowing full well that the penalty would be death if they were captured. Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships swept from the seas by the British navy. He sold his home and properties to pay his debts, and died in rags. Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to move his family almost constantly. He served in the Congress without pay, and his family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken from him, and poverty was his reward. Vandals or soldiers or both, looted the properties of Ellery, Clymer, Hall, Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton. At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson Jr., noted that the British General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters. The owner quietly urged General George Washington to open fire. The home was destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt. Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed. The enemy jailed his wife, and she died within a few months. John Hart was driven from his wife's bedside as she was dying. Their 13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his grist mill were laid to waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and caves, returning home to find his wife dead and his children vanished. A few weeks later he died from exhaustion and a broken heart. Norris and Livingston suffered similar fates. Such were the stories and sacrifices of the America Revolution. These were not wild eyed, rabble-rousing ruffians. They were soft-spoken men of means and education. They had security, but they valued liberty more. Standing tall, straight, and unwavering, they pledged: "for the support of this declaration, with firm reliance on the protection of the divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other, our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor." -Gary Hildreth

good post Kiwi, I agree with you

I am so tired of seeing and hearing Rosie's shrill, obnoxious voice everywhere in the universe. Stupid agenda-pushing bitch. One day I had the misfortune of changing the channel when I caught a glimpse of her show. On it she had that cranky old hag from the million mom march promoting her anti-gun propaganda. Rosie spent a full five minutes talking about this bullshit! I could literally feel a brain tumor growing because of how stupid she is. I had to go outside and chisel my eyes out just so I could forget her bullshit. I don't understand this whole gun control thing. I mean, if guns were suddenly banned, then people would start killing each other with chainsaws and sand blasters. At least that's what I'd use (a sand blaster). Or a disk grinder. Doesn't anybody care about the criminals anymore? What are they going to rob with? They have it hard enough as it is, they don't need some stupid hag making it harder to buy guns. Guns make everything better. Take a car for example: normally it's stupid. Add some guns to the roof and you have a badass machine. Someone cuts you off? No problem--blow them the hell off the road. If they don't like it, tell them tough-shit. It's a perfect plan. I call it the "get the hell out of my way" plan. It'll never happen if that agenda-pushing bitch Rosie gets her way. - Maddox