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  1. kill all them terrorist fuckers, Mike leave em to rot in the desert
  2. good deal sisu. go kill somethin for me while you're out there.
  3. the feds are gonna bust you pirates and I'm gonna laugh my ass off
  4. I am simply playing within the rules of engagement. Is this thread not about scat? By god, yesterday I think I pinched a -.
  5. Deine Mmutter is ne hure - blödes arschloch, affenschwanz
  6. Necro started it, you tool. I'm simply defending myself.
  7. Traci Lords has the raddest puffers ever.
  8. I've always found Scarpas in wide sizes...even double wide in some cases. Base Camp was a Scarpa dealer, but alas, no more
  9. Exxxxcellent TR Keep up the good work.
  10. I'm trying Trask, it doesn't come easily to me. it DOES come easily to me. Make me your asst. mod. and I straighten this place out for sure. Bunch of cocksuckers and whiners around here.
  11. Excuse me while I pinch a Necro...
  12. I'd make the bitch lick it up.
  13. You are a pussy. You know what I'm talking about too. We used to take morons like you and dunk their heads in the urinals at school. Grow a pair, you wuss.
  14. why sugar coat it bubba? what'er ya really tryin to say?
  15. allthumbs

    Whatcha Readin?

    Combat Handgunner Aug. 03 edition article in question, titled: Should You Take a Head Shot?
  16. First let's get a few things straight. There's no worm in tequila, or at least there isn't supposed to be. Purists (hah!) say the worm belongs only in a related product, mescal. Strictly speaking, mescal is a generic term meaning any distillate of the many species of agave (or maguey) plant, tequila included. Today, however, mescal is popularly understood to mean a product bottled in the region around the city of Oaxaca. For years this stuff was basically home-brewed firewater consumed by the locals, but in 1950, Mexico City entrepreneur Jacobo Lozano Paez hit on the idea of putting a worm in each bottle as a marketing gimmick. Stroke of genius, eh? I don't get it either, but that's what separates us from the visionaries. The critter in question is the agave worm, which is actually a butterfly larva. The worms bore into the agave plant's pineapplelike heart, and quite a few get cooked up in the brew used to make mescal. Far from being grossed out, Jacobo concluded that the worm was an essential component of the liquor's flavor and color. He may also have figured, Hey, mescal is about as palatable as paint remover, and the only people who are going to drink this stuff are macho lunatics, so why not take it to the max? In fairness, the worms were also said to have aphrodisiac properties, and worms and bugs are sometimes consumed in Mexico as a delicacy. (Supposedly this dates back to the Aztecs.) At any rate, the ploy worked and the worm in the bottle is now a firmly established tradition. (thank you google)
  17. who's yo daddy? sig. deleted by undisclosed moderator
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