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Hey Jim - I fucked your old lady a couple weeks back while you were out climbing with other chicks. She tell ya yet? She sucked and she needs to douche.

I like this list. I want a double cheeseburger and a cold beer.

marriage is best left to married people I ain't into it

She's waiting with open arms and legs. Why aren't you fighting fires? They just brought in some hotshot wankers from LA.

Thanks, I'd appreciate it.

screw you erik. what is that avatar anyway? your butt plug?

I'm tired of your obscene PMs about bizarre sexual shit. You're a sick motherfucker and should be in prison where Tyree could give you the attention you obviously desire. You know who you are, bitch.

Prove that you're worthy.

I'm horny, how 'bout I drive down for a blow job?

you miss me?

Glacier National Park, Mt. Freaky around here...the park is burning. Bluff charged by a Griz yesterday...shit my pants. Drinking heavily in Kalispell with the rednecks...I fit right in. Oh, almost forgot - FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS AND LESBIANS ... you're all useless pieces of shit and moose drool.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Checking in from Big Sky country - Hello 'dare ladies and fags. Marriage is a good thing; I've always enjoyed other guy's wives.

Minx, sorry to hear of your troubles. I wish you the best in all your endeavors. Your adoring fan, trask.

why sugar coat it? whatcha tryin to say?

Sorry AlpineK, I knew I'd forget a few in the heat of the moment. You're now on the list.

Sorry Charlie, you're now on the list.

Gore is transexual. Read about it in the Star.

Nice, sound post Jon...your first, I might add.

j_b, don't you ever lighten up and have some unadulterated fun? you ever been laid?....by a woman, I mean.

stands for white trash, Gomer

you're spankin the monkey aren't ya? hahaha

Ryland, I'm not from the South, although my loyalties lean that direction. I don't beat wimmin, 'cept when I flog em with Mr. Happy. I don't eat grits. I don't fuck my sister or my cousin (well, my cousin only once ). I Do drink cheap beer at times, wear cut-offs often, and have a tee-shirt that says incompetent asshole. By that definition, and also due to the fact that I'm CEO of the club, I'm in.

What'cha bringin to the table, Swab? It'll be party size! You conservative, or liberal?

What'cha bringin to the table, Swab?