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Boys, boys--esp. Scott--you're messing up my post search list. Please consolidate your thoughts into one post. Thank you. Now carry on.

Double_E will surely find this one funny... George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to let some-one else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go."

Yeah, and it was his booty that was scored...at a jock postgame party. Uh oh, this thread's drifting toward Spray. There it goes, blowing with the foam.... ... ... Fox: Re: Goode: Here's an example of the freshiez for ya: Incidentally, that's our very own Kyle_Flick at upper right.

So THAT'S why the mounties wear gaitors while rock climbing! It all makes sense now. As mattp would say: "Indeed." However, when Kirk Alm and I did that climb (July 5, 2001) there were freshiez on the route in places. The gaitors were helpful at times. So there.

If I remember correctly (it's not something that burns eschars into my mind), the guy--he was younger then--showed his schlong in one of the final scenes. I guess that's why the girls love him. Heck, if that's the case, they must simply be ga-ga over Markie Mark (Mark Wahlberg) for his final scene in Boogie Nights.

While climbing Mox Peaks last summer we scored: A) nut tool on Easy Mox B) gaitors, mitt gloves, and knit gloves on Hard Mox Funny story: While leading a pitch on the NE Buttress of Goode I dropped a carabiner but heard no clinking noise. I couldn't find it on a ledge at my feet or anything. Bewildered, I took a step and soon discovered it had fallen into the top of a gaitor. What a catch!

Correct me if I'm wrong but was there not a minimum charge to access the alcohol? If so, it's important people don't show up with only enough money for a .

They're like a bad advertisement for a hokey product: "The Seattle Seahawks -- Finding new ways to lose every week." Totally laughable. Trying to decide if this loss or the loss to the Rams earlier this year was worse. Trying to decide if I care.

No fair!

Barbra Streisand What I hate is re-packaged albums and re-packaged greatest hits where they put one or two "unreleased" or new songs on them or live versions that aint worth purchasing the newer version for. It used to be the "in" thing with record companies but you see less of it now. There weren't typically fooling me. I wasn't going to spend $18 more for two new tracks.

They "say" the tunnel version would cost $4 Billion but you know damn well it'll only be halfway finished by the time that $4 Billion is spent (think The Big Dig). It'll end up costing $10 Billion.

If you want to laugh your ass off, download this audio file: ARMAGEDDON! Warning: Not really work safe. Sure it's an urban legend but it's a classic!!!

God that night produced way too many candid lunacy shots. What was in that beer that night? Two weaklings trying to out-weak each other. So, the trivia would be who's shoe was that?

This must be the other queen (after all, it was at The Canterbury). Here's the real Three Queens:

The direction this thread is heading: Blah blah blah. Yada yada yada. Blah blah blah.

Definitely one of my better outings this year. Fun mixed scrambling at the end punctuated a fine day. A story in pictures... The summit area from the Rachel Lake Trail: Tony above the first cliffs: Passing under rotten fangs: Tony pounding out a steep slope (nice ski terrain): The final gully to the summit. It's a lot easier in summer. We took to the arête on the right: Tony down on the lower arête (45-degree angle): Tony doing the Hawaii 5.0: Gratuitous ass shot for the ladies at the crux (that would be an incipient butt-crack in an off-width crack): The final bit to the summit (the rocks at left): Summit gaper-fest: On the way back down the arête: 7 hours round-trip car-to-car. We saw no one all day (though did hear people approaching on the trail).

You could say chucK up-chucked. Another consumer warning (mild): The other day I was having salad from a salad mix bag. So I'm eating it and notice a peculiar-looking vegetable among the greens. It's brown, sort of triangular in shape, and about 3 milimeters thick. What was it? It was a piece of cardboard (cut into a triangular shape). I pushed it to the side. I could have ate it with little ill effect but what for.

Dammit, snoboy! That's no way to make them learn for themselves.

It's 4:20, time to prepare yourself (post yer own if you've got 'em)...

No, Double_E, it's not down. You're just an idiot. Specialed too...living up to his avatar. Seek link and ye shall find.

Nooooo.

Where's the attachment, Peter?

I've almost hit an aluminum ladder on the freeway too so know what you mean. It was in the lane sort of to one side. It at least was parallel with the flow of traffic, so it had less of a profile to hit. I remember thinking that it would/will be bad news for whoever hit it.

Ditto what Kurt said. Say, that's pretty nice to be able to flip a car and still have it work the same as before. Do you drive a Humvee or something?

"You could count and recount and recount and keep getting different answers." I already said that. "Just the same as George Bush could save a lot of people from sorrow by abandoning his post (again) and hiding somewhere." Is that the "established procedure," ya whiner?