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fleblebleb

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  1. First winter ascents only count when it's the second and third year after a leap year and, uh, dammit, can't think of anything suitably far-fetched. It's winter! Go climb it!
  2. Or alternatively, lead to filthy, mean-spirited spray! Wooo-hoooo
  3. No no no, chalk on his butt is totally useless. His belayer was just wishing him good luck.
  4. If somebody hands you a gift horse don't ask if it was stolen?
  5. Yeah, boy, I'm such a lamer. I give up, we're all doomed pawns of the government, there is no hope in this world. All hail the deforestation service.
  6. If the Enchantments basin isn't closed and you get caught in there then they'd have to prove you came in from the Snow Creek trailhead, right? Something innocent until proven something something? Actually this could potentially become a pretty funny situation. As in, you get caught, ranger insists on walking you out through the closed-because-of-fire-danger zone. Duh?
  7. Dammit. 501 and still sprayprentice.
  8. No no no, it's all about post 500 guys. 500! Whooo-hooooo!
  9. That's Dwayner alright. I always thought of him more like a pirate though.
  10. fleblebleb

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    Is it good to wear a helmet skiing, or not good
  11. Can't believe you didn't post this here
  12. Fucking up is the eventual outcome?
  13. Yeah, mine too. But in a head-butting contest between Allison, TLG and AlpineK I'm not so sure. I would have to figure out who's wearing the helmet first. Being a crappy skier I have to say fucking up is the usual outcome
  14. That was damn funny... spray my coffee over the keyboard funny... So who's up for climbing St. Helens by the crater?
  15. Dammit. That edit would have been sooo funny...
  16. Those Swedish bikini babes would be awesome for manning the cider bar on Rainier. Come on trask, think nipple warmers. Man I am on top of things right now. I know everything that's happening! Too bad I'm not getting any climbing in
  17. An argument on this site resulting in a buttkicking, that would be a first.
  18. Aren't you supposed to be arguing with Allison in some other thread Kurt? You know, filling in for Kaia?
  19. That's because he's strategically positioned at exactly the right spot. Only improvement would be a reclining lawn chair, change the angle.
  20. Rumor has it he is in state government, that's why he knows his shit so well. I want a drop-dead-gorgeous cider girl though. Either that, or it could be Allison and Kaia together, but then they'd only get one set of nipple warmers to argue over.
  21. Screw permits, and screw closures. Somebody go screw Allison too, maybe it'll make her happy. Actually, maybe if Allison screwed Larry the Tool then everybody would be happy, all problems solved! Gosh, sometimes I get these genius moments, man. Only, just like senior moments turn up when it's most embarrasing, genius moments turn up when it's most useless. Duh Matt, I don't really pretend to get how this works, but is the issue that they had "closed" the entire northern Stuart range area? And because if they found somebody in there they couldn't prove that person had come in on a closed trail, so they couldn't fine? Isn't it a part of that organization's purpose to ensure that we do get access? This sounds plain idiotic. I wonder how a judge would respond to a plea of "but the route was in!"
  22. Trask reportedly does have a knack for strategic positioning. That's one hell of a grin he's got going on there
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