...or your wife, I gather. Why, exactly, did the missus recently depart?
good to see standards in spray can still be lowered. i assume you'll be fine w/ your family life getting thrown into the fray?
You're kidding, right? You read the thread progression? You understand that your dipshit, OCD friend began this descent? He may very well be a likable guy with some really cool hobbies, but he apparently has some really not-so-cool traits that cost him his wife. He wants to get nasty with me and attack my family? Fuck him.