In all your Ted Envy you forgot to mention he paid a nice family in Hawaii a few million dollars to allow him Parental Rights and Congical access to thier cute 16 year old daughter. Its true cause I saw it on VH1....Where are the loosers from the 80s Show! Maybe with one of his Big 4x4 he could drive us up Cascade River road for Winter access to JBerg...and on the way home he could drop off the fresh kill at Good Food to fill our bellies! I'm sure it takes a 45 pistol to shoot those cute little Raccoons. Someone take him to Lake Ozzette on the coast and do some real coon hunting...then give the Indians and the out of work loggers the pelts. Afterwards, if he is not to tired of hunting the coons...I'm sure the Makay tribe needs some help hunting the Whales off the coast!!! The guy is chode...but I still like his music!