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oh god, i had a dog that would stop at nothing to eat cat shit. he was dumb as a stump, too. not The Greatest Yuppie Dog in the World or anything, but he was sweet and loyal.

There is an eight-page gapefest/masturbation session going on over there about a "V16" boulder problem that some guy (not an rc.com poster) sent in Australia.

Sweet.

Looks like your basic run-of-the-mill yuppie dog. The kind a Lesbaru driver would get. The kind you might see sniffing Prana ass at Smith.

Maybe the truck runs on ground-up lesbians.

Forward them all to this guy.

Yeah, that's more like it!

Maybe you were tested for blood doping or some drug that DOES benefit endurance athletes. Steroids are for building muscle mass, but jack up the hemoglobin in your blood and you gain metabolic efficiency. I think.

klenke listening to rap... bwahhahahahaha! "straight outta compton"! you're killing me!

Ooga! Me got big truck! Whatever gets you (where you're) goin', cheif.

When you post a TR, you're saying "Looky here, I climbed this route." I'm not frowning on the idea of sharing TRs (I love reading and writing them), but there is a faction out there that refuses to share climbing stories with strangers because they are all reticent hardman 'n shit. Or truly modest, whatever. Keep them TRs comin'.

Yeah, man. I like to read 'em all, but especially from people who aren't afraid to add a little personal flavor. Every TR is chestbeating, but some are more cheastbeaty than others.

Hey freshiez freakz, I've got Ascension skins with the green rubbery tip attachment. Recently, the rubber tore (OMG!) and I need a replacement. Does anyone know where I can find one? Or has anyone successfully used the STS tip loops on skins that once had the green thingies? From the looks of it, I'll have to shorten the folded-over section of the skin that's holding the tip attachment on and I don't know if I'll have enough material for the STS loop to stretch around my ski tip. Thanks.

Nice TR. This kind of stuff is much better than the usual reticent hardman chestbeating.

WTF is up with the patches? Are they all velcroed on or something? The beret seals the deal. Ridiculous. The old hats were way cooler. Even my mom looked tough in one.

Word. Not much else to say. Bin 555 is still the best cheap wine, though it's at least three times as much as the Chuck.

What, you like 'em better when they're four years old?

I loved the incredibly biased commentary from two English guys. Especially the old fart who kept having to be woken up by the other fellow and then rambled on, seemingly unaware of what was happening on the field. The English won the brawl, of course. That Rooney guy was probably the first one throwing punches.

Yeah, someone should chop those Chicken... I mean Canary bolts. I guess I can understand if they are replacements of historical relics, but damn if there isn't a perfect cam placement inches away from each one.

Forget that basketball shizz, the real deal is the Euro 2004 soccer tournament. England v. France was an incredible game.

He was torn between a desire to be in-country for the Olsen twins' ripening and his heartfelt political beliefs.

The REI pants do suck, but I wear them because they're what I have. The belt is ridiculous (the elastic doesn't stay cinched) and the ankle cuff velcro never stays put. The fabric's nice enough, though. Sorry about all the hate this morning, I must have not had my coffee or something. Cracked, don't make me post a polypro-only shot from Mother's Day.

There's definitely a bus line that goes right in front of SG, dunno about Vertical World. VW is near the Fishermen's Terminal, so if you can hop a bus there, you're within short walking distance. Check out bus lines here: http://transit.metrokc.gov/ If you go to SG, just ask around and I'm sure you'll meet someone who will take you bouldering.

Like I need street cred.