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For Sale: A5 double expedition portaledge with fly Used twice on one wall paid: $650.00 Yours for: $400.00!!! What a bargain!! $280.00 of Patagonia Credit Can use at any Patagonia store, Catalog, or Outlet Will sell for $200.00 $80.00 for free!! PM me if interested.

You don't have to take that shit bro!!! Unleash a hate filled, uncompromising, half-hour long tirade about how you got bent over and you AINT going to pay the $80 and they can shove it up there ass, etc. Get pissed and ask to talk to the manager and shit. Usually works for me.

What she was really thinking was "What's that funky smell?"

Dude I just sent your proj yesterday and downrated it to v4c+. However, it still hasn't seen a nude chalkless ascent. So that's all you on Sunday.

Touching The Void

Any unapealling side effects like oily discharge, mood swings, or dillusional gay sex fantasies?

probably safe than climbing with some of the folks you'd meet on this site.

drinking and drinking

They're only really good for places with lots of horizontal cracks or funky pockets, or in the mountains cause they don't weigh much. Other than that might as well use cammies.

I was thinking about getting one of those too. How much are they costing these days?

Hayak is a cool place to x-country ski, but I thought we were talking about the ladies?

naah.. her boobs are too big. and her lips too. Looks like the collagen injection machine got stuck on the maximum setting on accident.

I ride the shortbus to skool everyday. They say in a couple years I can take the crash helmet off when I walk.

The ever prudent debate over U.S. involvement in Iraq has generated some very poignant observations on this website. I hope we have all learned alot from our theoretical political exchange. But I think that in all the time that has been spent dwelling on this rivetting question, a deeper, more philosophical question has been neglected that deserves, maybe even DEMANDS our immediate attention. Who really is hotter, Britney Spears or J. Lo?

no. not the same person. thanks for playin'. What you talking 'bout, I saw your ass planted in the snow after you tripped over your own dreadlocks and baggy pants.

Why bring it up in the first place then?

Holy Fucking Shit!!! I didn't know monkeys could type, let alone use computers!!

drink whiskey

I always wonder why people feel the need to posts lyrics to songs. It just doesn't translate well. If you wrote your own lyrics that would be kind of cool. But if I wanted to listen to DRI or Ween I'd just put they're album on. Reading the lyrics that you post just isn't the same. Whatever floats your boat I supppose though.

get a life loser

I guess they make 8.1 doubles. But as we all know, double ropes, unlike twins, must be rated for catching a fall by themselves. I personally wouldn't want to whip on an 8.1. The standard is 8.6 I believe. I've had edelweis and beal 8.6 doubles. The Beals were lighter and more compact, but the edelweis's are proving to be more durable.

You moved it to spray I see... nevermind.

Thanks punk ass moderators for editing out the completely inane, offensive, but very funny posts on this thread. You guys are so suck.

Naah, I was back at the apartment taxin Krissy's fine ass. But Mr. Firley walked in on us, so I let him watch. For half off this month's rent, of course.