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Wow. I'm the subject of my own thread. (sniff) I'm touched.

I think you should go with the floral print. It just says "springtime."

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Fell 25' out of a sycamore tree and snapped my left femur when I was five.

"I'd rahter be shoplifting at Nordstrom."

You're hardcore bro! And I though I was cool because I shagged my girl in the back of my truck once. I'm lightweight. Which brings up the question of the oddest place you've done the nasty. Nocturnal Exhibit at Woodland Park Zoo for me.

...and a "rough" english translation?

yeah, those are great...did all them way back in 1999-2002... the really good "sandy" problems (all along Larabee) need a spot and a pad... or TR... Death potential in the rocky barnicles is frightening! and those starfish.. Lookout they bite! Yikes! Lookout!

I don't know butt rot from any other rot. Sounded like slang for a "rottenneedstobecutdown" tree to me. I guess your fragile ego wouldn't let you see that there was more than one possibility. As I said in my post, it was a guess. You really ought to see someone about those sociopathic tendencies. It's been fun. Bye now.

I think you need to focus that teen angst in a more positive direction.

You tell me. I make a guess as to why the tree had to come down and K-Y Guy jumps down my throat like I dissed him or something. Then again, perhaps you can clue me in to the extent of these pissing matches you are refering to. It seems to me that they aren't anything out of the ordinary around here. Either way, I'm not part of the in crowd maybe? My ego isn't inflated enough? As for the 3rd and 4th question, fine thank you. Things are going well.

Dude, I think you need a new spring or something.

Downclimb to the first rap off the Tooth in winter. There's a guy standing there in lightweight polypro, shorts and approach shoes just standing there shivering uncontrollably with a rope hanging off the ledge. We ask where his partner is. He gestures down the face. We ask if he'd like to rap with us. He agrees. I thread a rope through the slings and hand him the ends to tie while I flake one rope and my partner flakes the other. I turn back to see him just standing there shivering. I ask and he responds that he hasn't done that before. I tie and we rap. Half way down his partner appears from the sunny side of the face, equally hypothermic. We assist them down to the pass. As we are leaving, I hear the dude we saw first say something to the effect of, "You're the experienced one, you should have led that pitch."

Kitten, that's downright disappointing. Here, try again... "Talk about weak... "

Talk about weak...

cramping, (ego)bloating...?

Back at ya Alpine Kitty.

My guess is it was due to all that ivy twining about the trunk. People think it looks so cool, but it does a bad number on trees. (snip) Maybe you should talk about things that you know.... oh yeah sorry this is spray. See the first three words of my post... And I know that ivy infestation killed two elms in my backyard.

One rainy winter day Rob and I went out to Index. At the parking lot Rob sez, "What's that hanging from the wall?" We thought it was a haul bag until we got close enough to see what it really was. I also remember the big greasy streak lasted a long time and pig ears were later bolted to a boulder in the parking lot.

My guess is it was due to all that ivy twining about the trunk. People think it looks so cool, but it does a bad number on trees.

Inadvertently linking the last two pitches of Centerfold at Index (the anchor at the top of the third pitch had no hangars at the time.) I ran out of gear after the crux on the 4th pitch and had to finagle some interesting pro-stacked nuts and such-to finish.

Don't be throwing spin on this. I am not taking the high ground here and these two threads certainly aren't about me. You got a bunch of grief from others in this thread for speaking your mind. You then asked the question "why not?", and I tried to diplomatically say that the method used may have been a little heavy-handed and perhaps a more subtle approach could get the same message across without ruffling feathers. You took the high ground and turned this into a soap box rather than just giving her back her anchor and mentioning your concerns directly to her in private.