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  1. Exactly gbh. I get threatened to get my ass kicked by some dillwad one minute and then the next he's upset I flamed him on the board here. FUCKING RETARD I call that stepping on your own dick.
  2. yes if you had climbed and descended the route in flip flops you would get some brownie points and possibly (if wirtten properly) the best TR of the month award.
  3. Get over it crutch. I don't take back the FUCKING RETARD comment because that is what some of your decisions are to me. Stupid as fuck. If you can't accept you did some stupid shit go home and whine to momma. Furthermore - I didn't ruin the Trip report because I told you what I thought here whiny bitch.
  4. I agree ski touring is good xersize. It's just not feasable all the time for some folks and it wasn't really what was presented as the subject.
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    Here we go!! Man that's some good dirt. I have to hand it to lambone. Way to go dude! You sound almost ready to join the nazi, bolt chopping KTK. We chop bolts just for entertainment. We don't need a reason other than to satisfy our own selves by watching the after effects on "climbing society".
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    I guess you're not in the "circle of trust" any more.
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    I love this thread. Way to go folks. Now that's love.
  8. I just call RETARD decisions like they are. Fucking accept it and move on a better man. I'm easy to find so if you want to kick my ass go for it. You wont find me drunk so make sure you eat your wheaties before you start. There's no hindsight 20/20 in some of this stuff. It's just user error all the way. If you don't like it too bad because I am telling the truth that some of these people here shrugged off. Glad you all made it back in one piece. I've had my share of fucked up unplanned bivouacs but it turns out I was actually partially prepared for each and every one so far. --- Yeah I just got water and rack padna. (secretly with stove and pot and bivouac sack stowed away where they couldn't tell) --- That doesn't make me any better. It just makes me more prepared.
  9. And rest assured, I'm not breeding. You fucking crack me up
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    Fuckin a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Makes for whacked out mountain biking. WOOOOFUCKING HOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. Oh ok - I see now... Hmm yeah.. lambone started this thread.
  12. Hey I got a conspiracy- I'm gonna fart on MattP at next pube club.
  13. Bingo Lammy's got it. Hey why don't you mods and ex mods hang all the dirty laundry out so the rest of us can get in on the One life to live.
  14. You're so fuckin cool I almost forgot to laff. I'd let you talk to yourself some more but since this is in spray I figured I'd chime in. Do you feel important now? Or did you edit remove something that you had no knowledge about but was probably appropriate and feel bad about it. Just admit it. C'mon.
  15. Don't work up there to my knowledge.
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    DIE
  17. A good read could mean many things. Including entertaining. It doesn't mean I condone their actions or plans. I can't believe they let people like them breed! Did you have something else to add?
  18. Hey fuckers! Take sandals to descend off dragontail peak is fucking retarded. Those Fucking RETARDS are lucky they didn't get frostbite or real bad weather didn't fuck them up worse. And no crampons or ice axe ? Shit is icy up there what did they think it was romper room. Besides moving so damn slow you might as well just stay in the gym until you are ready. Yeah I aint holding back because I also know 2 good friends of mine had an epic up their 2 years ago. I still can't figure out why people (including my buds) take so long on this route. That is about as blatanly retarded and irresponsible as I have seen in a while. They got what they fucking deserved. Spray on maggots!
  19. ABCs of alpine for newbies A) Don't fall B) Don't go up in bad weather (until you are more experienced at being dumb) C) Don't underestimate the mountain (until you are more experienced at being dumb)
  20. I have not seen any self righteous attacks yet. But at any rate if people can't call it like they see it - black and white - then the board here is ONLY doing a disservice to the community. The problem around here a lot of times is stuff like this gets swept under the carpet because all the people here are more concerned with being politically correct. That's fucked up and doesn't let us bring out criticism. Bad or non positive criticism is actually good for situations like this in my opinion. It IS a Well known route with tons of available information. You people can keep patting each other on the back and jerkin each other's peckers but if I feel the need I will step up to the plate and hit a fuckin home run on flames. Seems like someone already tried.
  21. I would just leave it below the red lundin col. That's totally obvious and leaves you with open terrain you can see.
  22. I think the mods should let the flames get high on that thread. Although I think they had a learning experience and might already know what they did wrong. Isn't it almost always that route which gets people into trouble. It's like there is some Bermuda triangle up there for gapers !
  23. Like the whole 10 essentials. 10 essentials = essentially weighing my already lard ass down so I cannot enjoy the outdoors
  24. Hi Rollo- Good read. A good friend of mine descended down in late summer night one time in his rock shoes. Glad I wasn't on that trip!! Musta sucked and he learned :-) At least you had some good trout !
  25. You're really beating a dead horse.
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