Cpt.Caveman

You all suck! Especially Dan Larson! Fred Beckey probably skied it back in 1943 with his brother Helmey and never bothered to tell anyone because they thought it was a meager accomplishment I missed the ice fest I had to work.. oh well...

quote: Originally posted by Lambone: Right on dude! Way to break the mold! [ 01-26-2002: Message edited by: Lambone ] BTW Lambitch I hate you . Mikey great! HA!

i PEE MY UNSLUNG HEXES ON LAMMY'S FACE!

quote: Originally posted by Lyle Knight: Thanks for the head's up, I'll post warnings around town. And I intent to bear witness to the carnage, I'm counting on a full train wreck. Maybe we can farm Ray and Dru's Sunday morning spew into a new mixed route... Oh yeah, +6C and rain all day today. The low last night was 4C. Who cares if there is no ice except for in the drinks. I can puke down the deeping wall or whizz down icy bc to make sure it gets fatter. Nothin like hookin frozen vomit Bring it on !!!!!!! Train wreck it will be. Hide your women and stay alert for the street brawls too

quote: Originally posted by Dru: ray and trask fighting over a girl who looks like a guy. besides i said this time around im not wearing a mumu. Im gonna show up in a gorilla suit instead! I dont want none o daisy anyway. Probably a dyke anyhow

Daisy wants it bad ! Oh lalala! Daisy I can clean your pipes for a low price I bet Dru can put on a mumu and act like a woman for ya!

quote: Originally posted by crank_sloper: what is the buildering situation like in Lillawet? Farm ice from the top of the Reynolds is the rumor I hear. Or just a jaunt up Cherry Ice

quote: Originally posted by G-spotter: you are all quite silly people. why dont you climb some hard routes leashless like we do in Europe? i think your aberrant behaviour will only cause losses in performance... My performance enhancers are banned in the Oylmpics They must be good

quote: Originally posted by philfort: I bet I can't. Not my fault you are a weakling slowpoke

Tickets are free and feel free to bring photos, stories, single women, and beer!

Just show up to the Lillooet Ice Fest and look for these two drunkards! In close proximity there will be alcohol and mary jane consumption at a high rate of speed Spew Sprayshaw you call the locations and time since there is no organized events this season you can organize it? Saturday night 6:30 at the Legion or something? Bring your cameras and bring your m.j. too [ 01-23-2002: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ]

I heard one can buy trim for cheap in Thailand

gregm you rock!

If you are willing to hike or ski during cold conditions for 10 Miles when it is really cold I bet you can climb the fall below Prusik....above and left of Trauma Rib.

quote: Originally posted by icegirl: Cavey, I've not climbed index either, so I'll be holding you to that offer of that "educating" as soon as the ice goes away. I am not ropegunning anyone. I am too weak and scared. You can get your own up there. I was merely making a suggestion....

A pleasant 10 mile hike\ski can bring you to ice I suppose when it is cold enough...

Alex and me dookin it out! I'm on the right! [ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ]

Daytona Beach FL Panama City FL anwywhere FL

I do battle with Lambone. I tried to be friendly multiple times but homey keeps stepping on my shoes. Alex constantly trying to correct me when I need none. Insults me by using my name as a threatener to homeys that asked for the death threats Chongo I like that name and am jealous. I want that as my 50th avatar. Max for targeting me when I never even talk about him. Max can kiss it. DanE for targeting me as well. It is obvious he has to disagree with me even when I am trying to be friendly. Dru he keeps trying to catch me Philfart because he has the Beckey signature and I dont! Trask because he sprays better than me.

Ok let's get the ice police in here I can't believe people are whining about tring at Marble. If it is too whacked up sorry but like I said b4. You can always hike somewhere else too. Ooh it's too picked out I guess I have to just lay the asshole tone on the line for the gumbies (I'm included as gumby). Nobody owns the ice and you cannot police it. Sure we can try to enforce a rule or set term of what is P.C. but gimme a break. You can yap all you want on the internet but some people dont care. Me included. If I want the Tr on Deeping Wall I will put it up. The usual climber obviously knows and understands respect. If not call him or her on it and deal with it. As far as guided clients go. Well go talk to the guides and clients. Dale questions- What would you do if someone asked to be guided up that climb? If you have negative thoughts about taking clients there why and what would be other alternatives? One thing for sure is that I bet everyone was just trying to have fun but the upset ones never spoke up face to face as usual. They have to air it out here instead of where it should be done. Right where the incidents occur insteading beating your chest saying I am so bad I could have lead but these gumbies were on my route (the most popular ice crag west of the rockies mind you ). At least that is what it sounds like to my ears I have seen bad asses climb 5.12 rock but learn grade 4. So what if they tr. Just because they do is no reason to put them in a lesser category. That is what it looks like as this thread grows. Not everyone has the luxury of hiring a guide or finding ropeguns to lead everything dificult for them.

1: The next project I have not done (alpine). 2: Fred Beckey 3: All of them

Suggestion for tr haters: Farm some of your own ice somewhere else on private property that way you can have your ice gymn. I get away from the police by climbin' No need for police at the crags. Everyone get in line for the whizz quizz. 9AM saturday at the Deeping Wall and Icy BC

quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: So Caveman. You saying you want to dance? -Heinous All I am saying is that if you try to talk like a pompous person like I should not tr while I am tring something be prepared for the skull fuck with the ice axe. I will certianly be glad to get outright hostile when fucked with. Otherwise you can hang smoke a fatty and drink a brew like a cool brah, and shut your fucking piehole! [ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ]

Dont climb with Wickwire or Simpson! [ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ]

quote: Originally posted by Lambone: People who hack the hell out of Icy BC on top rope when you could easily hook your way up just don't give a shit about other climbers...thats all. Leading is a bit different, cause no one wants to fall, myself included. I dont get you Lammy? Nobody was talking about you in such a harsh manner. I dont how or why you choose to use nationality either. I just used it becase I met a guy from Ecuador there tring as an example of someone that does not know the "Lillooet\CC.com" supposed dont tr it rules as I will here forward refer to it as. So here it is: Oh yeah BTW that was me with the screw and I dont care about the other climbers. That's why I am so unfriendly.. still no takers on the remove me from the ice dare.. Just a lot of talkers like lamebone. [ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ]